Sounds like it was a real emergency. > [Original Message] > From: Carol Kirschenbaum <carolkir@xxxxxxxx> > To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Date: 5/8/2006 11:39:31 PM > Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: Punitive Expeditions (in the garden) > > In real life, I made tea, then called the FBI, then made myself another more > soothing cup of tea. > > Carol > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Eric Yost" <eyost1132@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 8:32 PM > Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: Punitive Expeditions (in the garden) > > > > Simon: And if ever a terrorist hopped over my garden fence I'd either run > > him over with my mower (it is petrol driven you know), or I'd make him a > > cup of tea and start asking a string of questions about his beliefs. > > > > Assuming it was definitely a terrorist, my choice: > > > > I would subdue the terrorist by any means necessary and call the FBI. No > > tea, no questions, no chat, no greetings. Just an escrima stick to the > > head, as needed. > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html