[lit-ideas] Re: Only Existentialist Philosophers Need Apply
- From: Eric Yost <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:18:15 -0500
Body of Marc-Ange Discovered
(UPI-Kandahar)
The remains of Colonel Marc-Ange, special Sorbonne Unit, were found
yesterday outside Kandahar. He had apparently been tortured, and
beheaded on video. The remainder of the Jean-Paul Sartre Brigade had
fled to safety and were being protected by European NATO forces in a
special kitten-shaped bunker at an undisclosed location (31.20 N
latitude 64.00 E longitude).
Earlier in the day, Taliban propaganda minister Asholly Bootcher
released a video of the beheading -- which uses shot blocking and camera
angles reminiscent of the oeuvre of Alfred Hitchcock. In it, the late
Colonel is heard to exclaim, "Oh God, no! Oh God!" The video is
considered too graphic and shocking to be released to the general
public, and thus has been picked up for broadcast by surrealist
televangelist Jack Van Impe.
Meanwhile Project Giant Robot Jesus, in cooperation with several AC-130
Gunships, appears to be successfully clearing the Afghan-Pakistan
border. The Taliban's threatened Project Giant Robot Muhammad is stalled
as sects quarrel over the nature and name of replacement parts.
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