Franky. There's only one Franky. And he sang Come Fly With Me, nothing to do with stand so close to me. But thanks for making peace in the family. --- Paul Stone <pastone@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > Perhaps ironically, this thread has actually become > relevant to its > subject heading... > > In response to Phil's quoting of some lyrics from > "the police" song > "Don't Stand So Close to Me" > > Andy <mimi.erva@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > A lot nicer than what you wrote. > > I'm reminded of a concert recording of Frank Zappa > (1988 -- captured > on his "Broadway the Hardway" album) > > Franky introduces Sting thusly: > > This afternoon on my way down the elevator we > stopped at the lobby, > and I was introduced to a man named Sting who I'd > never met before. > And, he's a very nice man, and he came to the show > tonight and I just > talked to him in the dressing room a little while > ago and I said: "How > would you, Mr. Sting, like to come up on stage and > perform with us?" > Now . . . > > Sting: It's not in my nature to kick a man when > he's down. When I saw > the first part of the show I realised I had to come > up here and tell > you something. Well, four years ago Jimmy Swaggart > said this about me: > He said this here song by The Police, "Murder By > Numbers," was written > by SATAN! Performed by the sons of SATAN! BEELZEBUB! > LUCIFER! THE > HORNED ONE! I wrote the fuckin' song, alright? > > Don't stand so... don't stand so... please... > don't... stand... > sooooo.... close to me. > > trying desperately to avoid work, > p > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, > vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit > www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > ____________________________________________________________________________________ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html