[lit-ideas] Re: Newt

  • From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:04:13 -0800

Staring into space is good, helps the mind work, rests the eyes.  Unlike "the 
gaze," which as you know has all kinds of bad things associated with it.  No, 
to answer your question, I can't imagine spending any length of time with 
parents who listen to Fox News at full volume.  Instead of teeth grinding, 
could you not try television grinding?  "Just popping the t.v. into the 
blender, Mom.  I saw it in an infomercial.  You put your set into the 
blender...couple of minutes of whizz...your thighs become thinner.  Or 
something."  Are newts and chameleons related?  What are the chances that 
Gingrich will find someone named Guppy or Biff or Trixie to join the ticket?  
Can Sarah swim?

Carry on,

David Ritchie,
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