[lit-ideas] My Si Quis
- From: "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:52:29 -0600
Mine own dear Cretans of Cromwell,
I see you saw my si quis, & for that endeavor, I get this...this barbaric yawp.
For that I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your
father smelt of elderberries. You don't frighten me, Roundhead pig-dogs. Go
and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you
bollocks-head boys. May the Lord hate you and all your kind. May you turn
orange in hue, and may your heads fall off at an awkward moment. Go in pieces.
Yours in the Grace of God's Embrace,
Prince Rupert,
Most cavalier of Cavaliers
"Dear Courte at Whitehal,
Yes, we have taken grab of
thine bitch, for bitch she is. The king's
father was beheaded by Us Round-
heads, and as we plott to behead
the current son, we keep the bitch.
We have too manie
requirements for our devolution of
the aforesaide bitch to the Majestie.
Meanwhile,
Take Good Care,
X X X Y Y Y
Iohann Michael Gaerus & "Little Hope"
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