I, for one, wouldn't have any complaints about Mr. Ritchie's Memorial To The Unknown Tree if it weren't so damn noisy. ____ Laurels-Swan-Locust, Inc. Memorial to the Unknown Tree by David Ritchie Foundation 1611 Memorial to the Unknown Tree Road Ritchie, VA 20010 Mr. Mike Geary Catholic Workers Party 589 St. Bart's Refractory Period Memphis, TN Dear Mr. Geary: Thank you for taking the time to write to us with your concerns about "Memorial to the Unknown Tree," by David Ritchie. The thoughts, suggestions, and downright squalid pen droppings of people like you are very important to us, as they help us develop concepts that can better serve you and your community. Yes, "Memorial to the Unknown Tree," by David Ritchie is very noisy. Many have written us to voice their dissatisfaction with the project, claiming that this is what Mr. Ritchie would have wanted. "The sound! The sound!" one correspondent in Wilton, MA wrote, "always the sound!" Others have written to express what truly excellent bad art it is--the best they have ever not enjoyed. "Four hours of noisy falling caused me to projectile vomit into a museum guard's outstretched arms," writes a friend in Diego Blarney, CA, "Enclosed please find a bill for the dry cleaning of one man's blazer." Again, thank you for writing. Your comments have been added to Mr. Ritchie's giant parchment scroll, which will be nailed to the door of the National Cathedral in Washington, DC, on July 4, 2005, with music by John Adams and the Harlem Children's Choir. Enclosed find two complimentary tickets to the event, which another way we hope to express our appreciation for your commitment to arts in your community. With sincere appreciation, Hamlin Abracoln Chief Expletive Officer Memorial to the Unknown Tree by David Ritchie Foundation cc: MG, DR, HA encs. ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html