on 5/3/04 6:07 AM, Michael Geary at atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx wrote: > Thanks to all the well-wishers. A special thanks to Robert Paul and the > staff of Mutton College for the $260,000 tuition package. I'm sure she'll > need it. Not to be outdone by our crosstown rivals at Mutton, we at the University of Life Sciences and Arts would like to offer your newest relative our "Premium Package," with the pre-commencement sheepskin buff and shine (a nineteen ninety nine value, highly recommended for those once-in-a-lifetime photos) thrown in at no extra charge. We do, however, insist on standards and entrance requirements. (No chartered ewe jet scandals here, thank goodness). When she reaches her junior year of high school, please have your grandaughter write an essay on one of the two following subjects: "If life force--'chi'--were to have a plural, would 'cheese' be your best bet?" or "The manglewurzle has no place in contemporary art, discuss." Send the answer on the back of a Border Collie, addressed to the attention of: David Ritchie Dept of Undenkbarkeit ULSA Portland, Oregon ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html