[lit-ideas] Re: I had absolutely no idea ...

  • From: "Mike Geary" <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:24:52 -0600

Apparently I haven't gone on vacation yet, but I am -- very, very soon.

I remember the book: The Wit and Wisdom of Spiro Agnew. -- the hundred or so 
pages were blank.  Now that was funny!  But I didn't buy it.

As to the selections Julie gives us from WWDR, I don't really find them so 
outrageous.  I find Rumsfeld himself outrageous -- and much, much worse than 
outrageous, I find him -- ach! let's not even go there.  The man has too much 
to answer for already.  Regardless or my personal opinion of Rumsfeld, I've 
never had much problem with the grammar or rationality of what he's been quoted 
as saying.  Peculiar, unusually worded, quixotic, original -- yes, but that's 
usually bravoed for being creative.  Maybe it's a case of the left not wanting 
to acknowledge creativity from people with whom it's in radical opposition.  
We're (the Left) quite willing to acknowledge their political skills, their 
technical skills, their administrative skills, their propaganda skills.  Why 
does it then claw in our throats (or rather my throat, since I can only guess 
as to your throats) to acknowledge that those with whom I (we) deeply disagree 
can not only be rational, but original and humorous as well?  I'll be the first 
to admit that humor among conservatives only makes me hate them all the more, 
because humor makes me like people and I don't want to like them.  I deeply 
resent conservative humor.  It's seditious.  Humor for them is just a plot, a 
trick, an evil ploy to make me like them.  Don't fall for it, 
Marxist-Liberal-Leftists, whatever you do, refuse to laugh.  Go America.  Go 

Mike Geary
not a smile within a mile
in Memphis

  From: JimKandJulieB@xxxxxxx 
  To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Thursday, November 09, 2006 10:38 PM
  Subject: [lit-ideas] I had absolutely no idea ...

  Click here: TIME: The Wit and Wisdom of Donald Rumsfeld 

  We were all so busy making fun of Bush, we didn't pay enough attention to 
Rummy.  On the other hand there is a striking resemblance between his ability 
to completely twist thoughts out of anything recognizable and that of Rummy.

  Julie Krueger

  e.g. -- (I do remember this one...)

  "As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We 
also know there are known unknowns - that is to say, we know there are some 
things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't 
know we don't know."

  "I'm not into this detail stuff. I'm more concepty." In an interview with the 
Washington Post

  "It is unknowable how long [the war in Iraq] will last. It could last six 
days, six weeks. I doubt six months." To U.S. troops in Aviano, Italy" (in Feb 
of 2003)
  "Needless to say, the President is correct. Whatever it was he said."
  "We do know of certain knowledge that [Osama bin Laden] is either in 
Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead. And we know of certain 
knowledge that we don't know which of those happens to be the case."

  "Well, you know, something's neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so, I 
suppose, as Shakespeare said." <blink>

  I think what we have here is a good evidence that Alzheimer patients actively 
pursue public office.

  One or two more: 

  "That's all you guys do is read these books. You ought to get a life." To 
reporters during a press briefing"  (gee, what do I want w/ a reporter who 
reads books?!)

  "If a person is determined to fight to the death, then they may very well 
have that opportunity."

  "I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the 
past. I think the past was not predictable when it started."

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