Julie - Thanks for the Vonnegut article. I must be in a weakened condition -- or something -- because the first paragraph made me burst into tears. I enjoyed it -- not the tears, but the piece you shared. Stan ----- Original Message ----- From: <JulieReneB@xxxxxxx> To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Monday, May 17, 2004 6:14 PM Subject: [lit-ideas] I always have loved Vonnegut.... > (any relation to you, Mike? I just realized who you sometimes remind me of.) > Click here: Cold Turkey -- In These Times > http://www.inthesetimes.com/site/main/article/cold_turkey > > Cold Turkey > By Kurt VonnegutMay 10, 2004 > > Many years ago, I was so innocent I still considered it possible that we > could become the humane and reasonable America so many members of my generation > used to dream of. We dreamed of such an America during the Great Depression, > when there were no jobs. And then we fought and often died for that dream during > the Second World War, when there was no peace. > But I know now that there is not a chance in hell of Americaâ?Ts becoming > humane and reasonable. Because power corrupts us, and absolute power corrupts > absolutely. Human beings are chimpanzees who get crazy drunk on power. By saying > that our leaders are power-drunk chimpanzees, am I in danger of wrecking the > morale of our soldiers fighting and dying in the Middle East? Their morale, like > so many bodies, is already shot to pieces. They are being treated, as I never > was, like toys a rich kid got for Christmas. > ------------------------- > When you get to my age, if you get to my age, which is 81, and if you have > reproduced, you will find yourself asking your own children, who are themselves > middle-aged, what life is all about. I have seven kids, four of them adopted. > Many of you reading this are probably the same age as my grandchildren. They, > like you, are being royally shafted and lied to by our Baby Boomer > corporations and government. > I put my big question about life to my biological son Mark. Mark is a > pediatrician, and author of a memoir, The Eden Express. It is about his crackup, > straightjacket and padded cell stuff, from which he recovered sufficiently to > graduate from Harvard Medical School. > Dr. Vonnegut said this to his doddering old dad: â?oFather, we are here to help > each other get through this thing, whatever it is.â?? So I pass that on to you. > Write it down, and put it in your computer, so you can forget it. > I have to say thatâ?Ts a pretty good sound bite, almost as good as, â?oDo unto > others as you would have them do unto you.â?? A lot of people think Jesus said > that, because it is so much the sort of thing Jesus liked to say. But it was > actually said by Confucius, a Chinese philosopher, 500 years before there was > that greatest and most humane of human beings, named Jesus Christ. > The Chinese also gave us, via Marco Polo, pasta and the formula for > gunpowder. The Chinese were so dumb they only used gunpowder for fireworks. And > everybody was so dumb back then that nobody in either hemisphere even knew that there > was another one. > But back to people, like Confucius and Jesus and my son the doctor, Mark, whoâ?T > ve said how we could behave more humanely, and maybe make the world a less > painful place. One of my favorites is Eugene Debs, from Terre Haute in my native > state of Indiana. Get a load of this: > Eugene Debs, who died back in 1926, when I was only 4, ran 5 times as the > Socialist Party candidate for president, winning 900,000 votes, 6 percent of the > popular vote, in 1912, if you can imagine such a ballot. He had this to say > while campaigning: > As long as there is a lower class, I am in it. > As long as there is a criminal element, Iâ?Tm of it. > As long as there is a soul in prison, I am not free. > Doesnâ?Tt anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public > schools or health insurance for all? > How about Jesusâ?T Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes? > Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth. > Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy. > Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the children of God. â?¦ > And so on. > Not exactly planks in a Republican platform. Not exactly Donald Rumsfeld or > Dick Cheney stuff. > For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the > Beatitudes. But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten > Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course thatâ?Ts Moses, not Jesus. I haven > â?Tt heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be > posted anywhere. > â?oBlessed are the mercifulâ?? in a courtroom? â?oBlessed are the peacemakersâ?? in > the Pentagon? Give me a break! > ------------------------- > There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I donâ?Tt know what > can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president. > But, when you stop to think about it, only a nut case would want to be a > human being, if he or she had a choice. Such treacherous, untrustworthy, lying and > greedy animals we are! > I was born a human being in 1922 A.D. What does â?oA.D.â?? signify? That > commemorates an inmate of this lunatic asylum we call Earth who was nailed to a > wooden cross by a bunch of other inmates. With him still conscious, they hammered > spikes through his wrists and insteps, and into the wood. Then they set the > cross upright, so he dangled up there where even the shortest person in the crowd > could see him writhing this way and that. > Can you imagine people doing such a thing to a person? > No problem. Thatâ?Ts entertainment. Ask the devout Roman Catholic Mel Gibson, > who, as an act of piety, has just made a fortune with a movie about how Jesus > was tortured. Never mind what Jesus said. > During the reign of King Henry the Eighth, founder of the Church of England, > he had a counterfeiter boiled alive in public. Show biz again. > Mel Gibsonâ?Ts next movie should be The Counterfeiter. Box office records will > again be broken. > One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on > television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. > ------------------------- > And what did the great British historian Edward Gibbon, 1737-1794 A.D., have > to say about the human record so far? He said, â?oHistory is indeed little more > than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.â?? > The same can be said about this morningâ?Ts edition of the New York Times. > The French-Algerian writer Albert Camus, who won a Nobel Prize for Literature > in 1957, wrote, â?oThere is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and > that is suicide.â?? > So thereâ?Ts another barrel of laughs from literature. Camus died in an > automobile accident. His dates? 1913-1960 A.D. > Listen. All great literature is about what a bummer it is to be a human > being: Moby Dick, Huckleberry Finn, The Red Badge of Courage, the Iliad and the > Odyssey, Crime and Punishment, the Bible and The Charge of the Light Brigade. > But I have to say this in defense of humankind: No matter in what era in > history, including the Garden of Eden, everybody just got there. And, except for > the Garden of Eden, there were already all these crazy games going on, which > could make you act crazy, even if you werenâ?Tt crazy to begin with. Some of the > games that were already going on when you got here were love and hate, > liberalism and conservatism, automobiles and credit cards, golf and girlsâ?T basketball. > Even crazier than golf, though, is modern American politics, where, thanks to > TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human > beings, either a liberal or a conservative. > Actually, this same sort of thing happened to the people of England > generations ago, and Sir William Gilbert, of the radical team of Gilbert and Sullivan, > wrote these words for a song about it back then: > I often think itâ?Ts comical > How nature always does contrive > That every boy and every gal > Thatâ?Ts born into the world alive > Is either a little Liberal > Or else a little Conservative. > Which one are you in this country? Itâ?Ts practically a law of life that you > have to be one or the other? If you arenâ?Tt one or the other, you might as well > be a doughnut. > If some of you still havenâ?Tt decided, Iâ?Tll make it easy for you. > If you want to take my guns away from me, and youâ?Tre all for murdering > fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them > kitchen appliances at their showers, and youâ?Tre for the poor, youâ?Tre a liberal. > If you are against those perversions and for the rich, youâ?Tre a conservative. > What could be simpler? > ------------------------- > My governmentâ?Ts got a war on drugs. But get this: The two most widely abused > and addictive and destructive of all substances are both perfectly legal. > One, of course, is ethyl alcohol. And President George W. Bush, no less, and > by his own admission, was smashed or tiddley-poo or four sheets to the wind a > good deal of the time from when he was 16 until he was 41. When he was 41, he > says, Jesus appeared to him and made him knock off the sauce, stop gargling > nose paint. > Other drunks have seen pink elephants. > And do you know why I think he is so pissed off at Arabs? They invented > algebra. Arabs also invented the numbers we use, including a symbol for nothing, > which nobody else had ever had before. You think Arabs are dumb? Try doing long > division with Roman numerals. > Weâ?Tre spreading democracy, are we? Same way European explorers brought > Christianity to the Indians, what we now call â?oNative Americans.â?? > How ungrateful they were! How ungrateful are the people of Baghdad today. > So letâ?Ts give another big tax cut to the super-rich. Thatâ?Tll teach bin Laden > a lesson he wonâ?Tt soon forget. Hail to the Chief. > That chief and his cohorts have as little to do with Democracy as the > Europeans had to do with Christianity. We the people have absolutely no say in > whatever they choose to do next. In case you havenâ?Tt noticed, theyâ?Tve already > cleaned out the treasury, passing it out to pals in the war and national security > rackets, leaving your generation and the next one with a perfectly enormous > debt that youâ?Tll be asked to repay. > Nobody let out a peep when they did that to you, because they have > disconnected every burglar alarm in the Constitution: The House, the Senate, the Supreme > Court, the FBI, the free press (which, having been embedded, has forsaken the > First Amendment) and We the People. > About my own history of foreign substance abuse. Iâ?Tve been a coward about > heroin and cocaine and LSD and so on, afraid they might put me over the edge. I > did smoke a joint of marijuana one time with Jerry Garcia and the Grateful > Dead, just to be sociable. It didnâ?Tt seem to do anything to me, one way or the > other, so I never did it again. And by the grace of God, or whatever, I am not an > alcoholic, largely a matter of genes. I take a couple of drinks now and then, > and will do it again tonight. But two is my limit. No problem. > I am of course notoriously hooked on cigarettes. I keep hoping the things > will kill me. A fire at one end and a fool at the other. > But Iâ?Tll tell you one thing: I once had a high that not even crack cocaine > could match. That was when I got my first driverâ?Ts license! Look out, world, > here comes Kurt Vonnegut. > And my car back then, a Studebaker, as I recall, was powered, as are almost > all means of transportation and other machinery today, and electric power > plants and furnaces, by the most abused and addictive and destructive drugs of all: > fossil fuels. > When you got here, even when I got here, the industrialized world was already > hopelessly hooked on fossil fuels, and very soon now there wonâ?Tt be any more > of those. Cold turkey. > Can I tell you the truth? I mean this isnâ?Tt like TV news, is it? > Hereâ?Ts what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a > state of denial, about to face cold turkey. > And like so many addicts about to face cold turkey, our leaders are now > committing violent crimes to get what little is left of what weâ?Tre hooked on. > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html