[lit-ideas] Re: How to do a mouse-ectomy
- From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 07 Aug 2004 13:31:54 -0700
on 8/7/04 12:44 PM, Ursula Stange at Ursula@xxxxxxxxxx wrote:
> Ursula
> wondering how long it takes for a wee dead mouse to dessicate (and stop
> smelling)
Wee, sleekit, decomposin' beastie,
O, what a stink's in thy breastie!
Step one: remove baseboard or cut hole in same.
Step two: remove ex-mouse.
Step three: replace or make whole the baseboard.
Step four: touch up with paint or varnish.
Step five: drink wine in comfort of own office.
Step six: light scented candles and incense to smother the smell of the
second mouse, who pegged out as soon as you finished fixing the baseboard.
David Ritchie
Living with two mouse-munching cats in
Portland, Oregon
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