[lit-ideas] Re: Hmmm... all hype?

  • From: JimKandJulieB@xxxxxxx
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  • Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2007 14:24:39 EST

And here all along I just thought it was my level of maladroit .....
 
Julie Krueger

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 Date: 2/13/2007 11:36:07 A.M. Central Standard Time  From: 
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> While whomever is at it, could they please  make an efficient mop?

How about an efficient cork screw?

I'm sure  you all know that the Greeks invented the sun dial and the Romans 
copied the  Greek 
sun dials. But the Romans, those engineering wizards, never bothered  to 
figure out the sun 
dial. The gnomon (the angle of the sun dial) is  specific to the location. 
The Greeks figured 
out the correct angle for  Athens, so the sun dials were accurate for Athens. 
The Romans just 
copied  this and took sun dials across the empire, to Egype and Germany and 
England.  Guess 
what? The sun dials showed the wrong time. And nobody noticed or fixed  this 
for 800 years.

Okay, you're thinking: those wacky Romans! We're  smarter than that!

Ha. The good ol' wing corkscrew is (so to speak)  screwed up. It doesn't work 
correctly. 
Yet... every single wing corkscrew is  based on the same principle. Every new 
company copies 
the original. And  they're all screwed up.

I'm talking about the wing screw. Here's a  mugshot of the  culprit:

http://www.wineultra.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2304

Most  of you have this type of corkscrew.

When you use it, you screw into the  cork. The wings rise. The screw reaches 
bottom. You 
lower the wings to  withdraw the cork. But... it doesn't go far enough. So 
you have to screw  
down some more.

Why doesn't it reach? By adjusting the number of  teeth on the wheels, the 
cork screw would 
be able to make it in one go. But  the inventor miscalculated and it takes 
two cycles. What's 
really crazy is  that every single company has slavishly copied this design 
without noticing  
the problem nor fixing it.

There. One of you can file for a patent on  this. I give the idea freely, so 
the world may 
become a (slightly) better  place.

yrs,
andreas
www.andreas.com  

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