[lit-ideas] Re: Hitchens' Hypothetical Iraq War

  • From: Eric <eyost1132@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2006 15:07:19 -0500

A scenario involving something other than, "everything will be fine."

Saddam remains in power. His sons continue their lifestyles too. The UN Sanctions fade away under Saddam's PR campaign, helped by the French, Russian, and Chinese interests who are seeking oil contracts. The British and US overflights continue, but become increasingly dangerous as Saddam is eventually able to acquire better missile systems. When Sanctions collapse entirely, he has $50, $60 per barrel oil money at his disposal. He restarts his WMD programs, on a low level to avoid reactivation of sanctions, mostly the bio- and chem- stuff because his engineers are still having trouble mastering the nuclear fuel cycle. Saddam's regular killings continue, adding one hundred thousand to the three hundred thousand already under the sand. He bides his time, acting as a small nuisance to the West, increasing his contacts with al-Qaeda and other groups, doing nothing substantial--let's be conservative here--and slowly rearming. Now oil is at $70 a barrel and he has restocked his WMD supplies to the level UN inspector Anthony Lake discovered in the 1990s. The Iraqi engineers get the hang of the nuclear fuel cycle and are producing a prototype weapon. Bending to international outcries forged by the Iraqi PR campaigns, the US and UK cease their overflights and hunker down.

Oil is now at $80 a barrel. Iraq's army has modernized and his air force has been upgraded with the hundreds of billions of dollars in new revenues. Saddam drops dead of a heart attack. Uday Hussein seizes power, killing his brother in a coup that elevates his most trusted associates to high position. Uday is not as revenge-driven as Saddam, but deeply psychotic, a'la Hitler. His trusted associates from the rape-room days tell him he should restore Iraqi pride by reoccupying Kuwait, only this time he should show his power by detonating a nuke at the Saudi border, which if anything will render the Gulf War I land force route untenable. They convince him. Using his new North Korean missile technology, he sends a 500 kiloton nuclear warhead into Saudi territory south of Kuwait to coincide with the Iraqi Army's ground assault. This has the unforeseen consequence--to Uday and his buddies that is--of prompting an Israeli retaliatory nuclear strike against Baghdad, leveling the city, but missing Uday and his underground command center south of Tikrit.

Vexed by the Zionists' reaction, Uday unleashes a series of missiles with antibiotic-resistant smallpox payloads into Israeli population centers. The US comes to Israel's defense by a series of tactical nuclear strikes against all military and strategic centers in Iraq.

So far we have seven million dead and the smallpox is spreading beyond Israel's borders into Egypt, Europe, and the US. Oil is now at $300 a barrel. You can imagine the rest of the scenario yourself.

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