[lit-ideas] Re: Gripes

  • From: Paul Stone <pas@xxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 15:03:25 -0400

>A duck walked into a hardware store and asked the man behind the counter, 
>?Do you have any gwipes?? The man replied, ?Uh?no.? The duck turned around 
>and left. The next day the same duck came back and asked the same man, ?Do 
>you have any gwipes?? The man, getting quickly irritated, said, ?No, we do 
>not have any gripes! And, if you come in here one more time and ask for 
>gripes, I?m gonna staple your feet to the floor!? The duck quickly waddled 
>out of the store. The next day the duck came back and stepped up to the 
>same man and asked, ?Do you have any staples?? The man shouted, ?No!? Then 
>the duck said, ?Do you have any gwipes??


Paul


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