>A duck walked into a hardware store and asked the man behind the counter, >?Do you have any gwipes?? The man replied, ?Uh?no.? The duck turned around >and left. The next day the same duck came back and asked the same man, ?Do >you have any gwipes?? The man, getting quickly irritated, said, ?No, we do >not have any gripes! And, if you come in here one more time and ask for >gripes, I?m gonna staple your feet to the floor!? The duck quickly waddled >out of the store. The next day the duck came back and stepped up to the >same man and asked, ?Do you have any staples?? The man shouted, ?No!? Then >the duck said, ?Do you have any gwipes?? Paul ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html