Memphis, TN. Memphis Metaphysical Ministry holds its annual conference on Astronomy Meets Astrology. Invited guest is the President of the Memphis Metaphysical Ministry, who will lecture on Loeb # 24, Ptolemy, Tetrabiblos. -- What gave you the idea of the seminar? -- Well, I think astronomy is overrated. -- What do you mean? -- We believe that the Ancients -- or 'Dead White Men' if you must -- had it _very_ right when they thought Man was the Center of the University. -- You mean the universe? -- No, the university of Memphis. It used to be a Normal College, way back. -- Your point is anthropocentric? -- Well, no. It's a _moral_ point. Way back, Aristotle, and Ptolemy (the focus of my lecture) had it all happy and nice and 'comfy' with the Man at the center of what the Greeks called 'the Kosmos' -- hence cosmetic surgery. But then comes Galileo Galilei and Kopernikus and change it all -- for worse of course. -- What do you mean? -- Well, it was, as Freud called it the first _narcissitic wound_ that Man received, and it hasn't recovered from it (yet). -- So you're proposing a _healing_ from the wound? -- Exactly, we claim that while it may not be _true_ that Man is the centre of the universe and the goal of all creation, we believe it was _wrong_ on the part of Galileo to spread the news otherwise. This has nothing to do with religion as such, since I'm an atheist. --Who is he? -- Oh, he is my amanuensis. He reads books, etc. Hi, JL, what's up? -- JL: I've got some quotes from the OED on Ptolemy, as you requested. Want to read them now? -- No, later Cheers, JL ----- 1623 E. CHALONER Sixe Serm. 82 That Ptolomean structure to bee gaz'd vpon. 1656 T. STANLEY Zeno 140 in Hist. Philos. VIII, Pausanias saith, it was set up in the Gymnasium, called Ptolomæan from the Founder, not far from the Forum. 1748 B. FRANKLIN Poor Richard in L. W. Labaree Papers of Benjamin Franklin (1961) III. 249 The Ptolomean System, which prevail'd before Copernicus, suppos'd the Earth to be fix'd. 1861 F. MAX MÜLLER Lect. Sci. Lang. i. 17 Although the Ptolemæan system was a wrong one, yet even from its eccentric point of view, laws were discovered determining the true movements of the heavenly bodies. 1914 Geogr. Jrnl. 44 177 It is doubtful whether he had ever had before him a Ptolemæan production [sc. a map] except in some amended and augmented form. 1997 Philos. Sci. 64 590 The earth..was considered to be the non-moving center of the Ptolemean (geocentric) universe. 1647 _R. BOYLE_ (http://0-dictionary.oed.com.csulib.ctstateu.edu/help/bib/oed2-b3.html#r-boyle) Let. to Hartlib 8 Apr. in T. Birch Life R. Boyle (1744) 76 The dissenting opinions of the Ptolemeans, the Tychonians, the Copernicans. 1702 _R. MORDEN_ (http://0-dictionary.oed.com.csulib.ctstateu.edu/help/bib/oed2-m4.html#r-morden) Introd. Astron. 6 By this contrivance he avoided the Imputation of that absur'd opinion; of the Ptolemeans, that the Sun, and with him all the Planets,..were carried round the Earth, once a Day. 1784 F. O'GALLAGHER Ess. First Princ. Nature vii. 310 Kepler discovered the properties and law of gravity, by which the objections of the Ptolemeans were done away. 1983 Isis 74 32 Gilbert..summoned Ptolemeans and Peripatetics to be ‘less terrified if the earth do move round in a circle’. Tetrabiblos -- available from Powells.com at $16 ************************************** See what's new at http://www.aol.com