MEMPHIS, Tennessee. Ministry of Metaphysics. Prof. Geary has set an experiment 'to refute Pavlov'. "My inspiration has been Grice". As is well known, Pavlov conditioned his dog to salivate on the hearing of a bell. "I wanted," said Geary, "to explore an idea by a student of mine -- the idea of a 'true alarm'." Geary has in mind the idea of factivity. "A false alarm we all know what it is, but this student of mine keeps talking of a true alarm, otiosely". "So, I deviced an unpavlovian experiement". Remains of the interview: Interviewer: Unpavlovian? Geary. Yes. The idea is to uncondition those dogs. What we do (with the help of my student) is ring the bells but provide no food. Speranza: We soon found that the dogs kept salivating. Interviewer: Because they took, er, the 'false' alarm, to be a 'true' one? Geary and Speranza: Eggsactly. Geary. But by the third week ... Speranza -- and a half. Third and a half week. Geary. Whatever. Erin Holder kept the log. We found the dogs had stopped salivating. Interviewer: As if they _knew_ or learned that no food was 'in view'. Geary. "In view" is a matter of speaking. We kept the dogs hidden from view. A lot of regulations with the Society for the Protection of Animals these days. In any case, the tubes we applied to the dogs's throats were not harmful. Holden: No. It was easy to install them. Interviewer: Are you publishing your results? Geary: Yes, in lit-ideas, for Andreas Ramos to comment. He likes _cats_. ------------------------------------------------------------ Speranza, etc.