For all reading/thinking persons. Enjoy. Walter O. Reading finals I had to pass this along. I found it very funny. Love Ute One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book amidst glorious silence and beauty. Put, put, put...... along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'" "Reading a book," replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,'" he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "For reading a book!,"she replies, "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," informs her again. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. _________________________________________________________________ Reinvent how you stay in touch with the new Windows Live Messenger. http://go.microsoft.com/?linkid=9650731 ----- End forwarded message -----
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I had to pass this along. I found it very funny. Love Ute One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book amidst glorious silence and beauty. Put, put, put...... along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'" "Reading a book," replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,'" he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "For reading a book!,"she replies, "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," informs her again. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Communicate, update and plan on Windows Live Messenger. Get started today. |
