[lit-ideas] Re: Feline Implicature

  • From: Paul Stone <pastone@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 29 Jun 2011 17:40:23 -0400

Let me just preface this by saying: "my favourite and first cat died
yesterday and I loved him and it was a tough day" -- but, cats ain't got no
place in any kind of philosophy -- other than comparing them to women [in
Cosby's words] "come here, come here, come here, get away get away get
away"... they are not moral. They will shit where they need to shit... they
will mark their territory even if it is spraying your brand new 3000 dollar
bar etc. They can destroy ANYTHING that you treasure in 3 minutes flat --
including the baby's perfect soft skinned face. They kill 'innocent' birds
and mice and such like. They are not philosophically deep with the brain the
size of a small grape. And lastly, they can win staring contests... which is
an anti-requisite to a good argument. I hate/love cats!

just my humble onion,
p (3-1=2 cat owner)

Other related posts: