[lit-ideas] Re: FOUND POETRY

  • From: "Lawrence Helm" <lawrencehelm@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 3 Jul 2006 06:55:55 -0700

Aw, come on Irene.  Mike is capable of taking pot-shots in prose. He
wouldn't have written this if that's all he intended.  The poem is much
bigger than that & not bad - IMO.

 

Lawrence

 

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From: lit-ideas-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:lit-ideas-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On Behalf Of Andy Amago
Sent: Monday, July 03, 2006 6:19 AM
To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: FOUND POETRY

 

Mike is taking potshots because he can't just say what's on his mind.  If
you don't like my use of the word retarded, then I agree.  I was in a hurry,
couldn't think of another word, threw that one in there.  And no doubt you
think I'm retarded anyway.  I imagine that's why you're writing poetry about
it.

 

 

----- Original Message ----- 

From: Mike Geary <mailto:atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>  

To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sent: 7/3/2006 2:04:58 AM 

Subject: [lit-ideas] FOUND POETRY

 

FOR OMAR

 

For the first time

since the beginning of time

way back then when

expectancy

first began

and man

began to plan

suspecting he might live

long enough to expect

life in the sense of

still being alive --

back then, not now

it's down now

expectancy

,that is,

down around our heels

like trousers 

and life's got our wallet

and is running down the alleyway

and she can run faster with her skirt up

than you with your pants down

so no wonder.

Chances are 6 out of 10

you're too fat to run anyway

or any where,

if you're American

but you're traditional

which is conditional

on whether

you're Mike, Wallace or Grommit

(speaking of Mike, did he give up the chase?)

that is to say,

not of the USA

-- tradition is so passe

it's a wonder any of youse 

is still alive --

still even the Rolling Stones

cain't get no satisfaction

-- got no traction

one hit wonders --

one wonders

why the Simpsons

are the longest-running 

American sitcom

and the longest-running

American animated program

of all time since even the beginning of time

which makes them like

Holy shit --

Traditional!!!!!!

That explains it all.  They ain't American.

"More like the Waltons

less like the Simpsons,"

Bush once railed

in a failed attempt

to make Matt Groening

go back to Portland

and mature, for sure,

just like his face-lifted base

which is all matured up and don't joke

none about old 

retarded people

or old people 

or people of old

retarded or not.

Ah, Portland.

They say there's a pall over Portland,

caused by so many ancient philosophers,

but that's just another retarded age joke.

 

Mike Geary

Memphis

 

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