Aw, come on Irene. Mike is capable of taking pot-shots in prose. He wouldn't have written this if that's all he intended. The poem is much bigger than that & not bad - IMO. Lawrence _____ From: lit-ideas-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:lit-ideas-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Andy Amago Sent: Monday, July 03, 2006 6:19 AM To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: FOUND POETRY Mike is taking potshots because he can't just say what's on his mind. If you don't like my use of the word retarded, then I agree. I was in a hurry, couldn't think of another word, threw that one in there. And no doubt you think I'm retarded anyway. I imagine that's why you're writing poetry about it. ----- Original Message ----- From: Mike Geary <mailto:atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: 7/3/2006 2:04:58 AM Subject: [lit-ideas] FOUND POETRY FOR OMAR For the first time since the beginning of time way back then when expectancy first began and man began to plan suspecting he might live long enough to expect life in the sense of still being alive -- back then, not now it's down now expectancy ,that is, down around our heels like trousers and life's got our wallet and is running down the alleyway and she can run faster with her skirt up than you with your pants down so no wonder. Chances are 6 out of 10 you're too fat to run anyway or any where, if you're American but you're traditional which is conditional on whether you're Mike, Wallace or Grommit (speaking of Mike, did he give up the chase?) that is to say, not of the USA -- tradition is so passe it's a wonder any of youse is still alive -- still even the Rolling Stones cain't get no satisfaction -- got no traction one hit wonders -- one wonders why the Simpsons are the longest-running American sitcom and the longest-running American animated program of all time since even the beginning of time which makes them like Holy shit -- Traditional!!!!!! That explains it all. They ain't American. "More like the Waltons less like the Simpsons," Bush once railed in a failed attempt to make Matt Groening go back to Portland and mature, for sure, just like his face-lifted base which is all matured up and don't joke none about old retarded people or old people or people of old retarded or not. Ah, Portland. They say there's a pall over Portland, caused by so many ancient philosophers, but that's just another retarded age joke. Mike Geary Memphis