Even for someone who is only a lukewarm fan, this is a great description. John On Wed, Feb 16, 2011 at 3:12 PM, David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>wrote: > Even those of you who have no idea why a football is round might be > interested in Spurs' win in Milan today. The backstory: Spurs qualified for > this league/tournament as amateur golfers do for the U.S. Open. Top pros > are invited by dint of record; others must scramble their way in. And then > Spurs went hopelessly behind in two of their early round games, which is to > say that they had to make up two and even three goal deficits. They knocked > out Inter-Milan, courtesy of their Welsh wonder Gareth Bale. Today they had > to take on A.C. Milan, currently the best team in Italy, sans Bale. The > entire Greek chorus that is the British press encouraged them towards a > valiant and memorable defeat, possibly a nil-nil draw...something with > Dunkirk spirit. What happens? They hold, and then win... in Milan, with a > home game still to come. > > How annoyed were the Italians? The A.C. Milan captain, that would be he > who wears the armband and below it the logo "respect," at the end of the > match walks over to Spurs' assistant coach, Joe Jordan...and give him a > Glasgow kiss. > > Joe Jordan is from a rough part of Scotland and has no front teeth, > courtesy of a tangle with a goalkeeper a long time ago. And yet he remains > calm. Spurs' manager was asked to comment on the finale. Instead of > predictably pablum about how unsporting the A.C. Milan captain had been, > Henry James "Harry" Rednapp, ever prompt with a quote, said something like > (unfortunately the exact words have now been deleted from the BBC website, > though the photo of Gattuso with his hand around Joe Jordan's throat is > still there), "Between Gattuso and Joe Jordan, my money's on Joe." He > seemed almost to regret the fact that Joe had not crossed the line. > > Who needs stage drama or tales of ancient battle when we've got "Harry and > Joe go on holiday to Italy"? > > David Ritchie, > not normally a Spurs fan in > Portland, > Oregon------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > -- John McCreery The Word Works, Ltd., Yokohama, JAPAN Tel. +81-45-314-9324 jlm@xxxxxxxxxxxx http://www.wordworks.jp/