[lit-ideas] Re: Christmas Trees

  • From: Robert Paul <robert.paul@xxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sat, 17 Dec 2005 20:02:21 -0800

Exceerpt from an Op-Ed piece in the Times tody.

Oy Tannenbaum

Katharine Weber

Now we are at the entrance to the lot. Here is our car. The tree man is following us and he is still talking. Are we leaving without a tree? I fight to hold back my tears. My father says something. My feet are frozen from walking through slushy puddles in my leaky snow boots. The sky is white with cold, and my teeth are chattering.

The tree man is trussing up our tree with twine, still shouting, almost talking to himself. My father lets go my hand to get out his wallet from his pants pocket, while shouting more angry, unfamiliar words, and now he is shaking his finger at the tree man.

The tree man leans the bundled tree against our car and puts out his hand, saying something in a more conciliatory tone, and my father matches him, repeating his words, and suddenly counts out some money into the gnarled hand, shaking his head in disgust. The tree man tsks to himself and tucks the money away into a pocket, shaking his head in matching sorrow over this unfortunate transaction.

My father tells me to get into the car, which I do, while the tree man and my father together hoist our tree onto the roof of the car and tie it down with twine that they run through the interior of the car several times.

I feel very important, scrambling to take the ball of twine when it is handed in the window to me on one side by my father and passing it through to the other side into the hands of the tree man, who looks into my eyes again for an instant and smiles briefly.

When they are done, my father says something to the tree man, who shrugs and replies, "Zay gezunt," before he turns away to deal with another customer.

Driving away, slowly, because of the tree, which is not very aerodynamic, my father explains to me what a goniff is (the tree man), and what hondling is (bargaining to get a fair price for our tree from the goniff). Because we are in the neighborhood, we stop to get knishes at the store where my father's cousin Morry used to work, where the people behind the counter still know my father so they give us extras. We eat the knishes on the way home. A hot knish - that is the taste of Christmas.

Robert Paul
Reed College
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