[lit-ideas] Re: Book Your Airline Tickets Now

  • From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 4 Nov 2011 20:07:59 -0700

On Nov 4, 2011, at 7:27 PM, Ursula Stange wrote:

> Is the full Scottish breakfast available?

Can't do you a blood pudding.  Just can't.  And the "Full English" might well 
involve German sausages because that's all vots awailable hier.
> Did you see where the Brit Gov is telling the Scots to eat like the Brits?

Told the Scots to eat like the English...because their food is healthier!  Yes, 
indeed, I read the Beeb piece.  Implied there might be something wrong with 
deep frying pizza.
> Still and all, I like the oats in the innards...

Can't stand oatmeal/porridge for breakfast.  This is why emigration happened.  
Ships got out into the Atlantic storms and the Scots went, "Thank goodness, no 
more oatmeal, no more offal."  So they came here and found that people put 
oatmeal in crumble, and call it "crisp."  To say nothing about hot dogs, 
because nothing more need be said on that subject.

David Ritchie,
Portland, Oregon

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