[lit-ideas] Belly Up to the Bardo
- From: Eric Yost <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 27 Jul 2005 16:27:30 -0400
"I'm moving to Tibet to be with the Dalai Lama. He's pure. That's so
clear in his
commercials."
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[SHOT OF DAILI LAMA BEING ABDUCTED BY LOOKALIKE GANGSTER]
[RAP CHORUS UP]
You gotta have a Lama,
the best that you can get.
So when you get a Lama,
you get one from Tibet.
[DAILI LAMA TRADES ROLES WITH LOOKALIKE GANGSTER]
Get the Dalai Lama,
to ask his point of view.
Grab that Dalai Lama,
and put him on your crew.
[DALAI LAMA DRESSED AS LOOKALIKE GANGSTER]
Give the Lama bling and a Glock,
put him on patrol on your block.
[FADE TO GRAPHICS WITH VOICEOVER] COMING SOON FROM FOX.
[TIBET FOOTAGE, MUSIC] HE WAS A HOLY MAN, SELECTED AT BIRTH ...
[LOS ANGELES FOOTAGE, MUSIC] HE WAS A GANG LEADER WHO RULED SOUTH CENTRAL LA ...
[PHOTO MONTAGE]
[VOICEOVER] AND NOW THEY'RE TRADING PLACES!
[MUSIC UP]
[VOICEOVER] LAMA IN THE HOOD. THIS SUMMER FROM FOX.
[MUSIC AND GRAPHICS UP AND OUT]
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