-----Original Message----- From: Judy Evans <judithevans001@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Jan 8, 2005 2:44 PM To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: Autographs (was Re: US exports) EH> Next thing you know there will be EH> machines that sign the signatures of dead writers. Maybe I'll get EH> my copy of Don Quixote signed. I've always wanted Cervantes' EH> autograph... Now that's a great idea -- you should patent it fast... A.A. I'll bet she could too. The U.S. Patent office will now literally patent anything. Examiners in the Patent and Trademark office get bonuses on the number of patents they handle. It's easier to approve than deny. It's why the drug companies are granted so many patents for inventing nothing at all. Speaking of drug companies, I saw a cartoon the other day. It was a picture of pill bottle with the words "Contains FDA Approved Drug". On the side it said "Warning: Contains FDA Approved Drug". But we're still at the tip of the iceberg. It will be a long long time before Congress feels threatened enough to think about getting out of bed with the industry that is so rapaciously fleecing its constituents. Andy Amago ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html