thanks for those memories, Andy. I know it's not the same thing but I used to live on 7th street b/w 1st and 2nd aves, a nice mix of orthodox ukraines and catholic poles. There was this great Ukranian religious edifice almost directly across the street from McSorley's, arguably one of the oldest pubs in NYC. I remember many a Sunday morning standing between the two thinking to myself which door do I go for Gene, the religious severity or the double half pints? Masturbation or fasting? Oddly, I always went for the half pints. One of the underrated things about fasting is the feast. I think it could be argued that masturbation is fasting in a sense. In fact, masturbation could be considered prevention. Nevermind, I'm losing the plot. Certainly it's wasted sperm. Sperm that could be used to create little four year olds you could strap a fake pack of explosives to and take photos of. I'm sorry, I just can't get past this fasting and masturbation juxtaposition. and just so you know, Andy - when I typed thanks for those memories, I wasn't being sarcastic - you made me remember a few years I thought I'd already forgotten. Ta. On Sat, 7 Oct 2006 00:42:29 -0400, "Andy Amago" <aamago@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> said: > > [Original Message] > > From: Steve Chilson <stevechilson@xxxxxxxxxxx> > > To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > Date: 10/6/2006 11:26:47 PM > > Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: Ask the Ayatollah > > > > > > Why don't Christians fast? > > > > Christians do fast. Some Christians do, anyway. Russian Orthodox > Christians (me, once upon a time) fast in the weeks leading up to Easter. > I don't remember exactly anymore (been an atheist since about 19 and my > family of origin is nearly gone) but Easter is a real big deal in the > Russian Orthodox Church Overseas (that's the name of it, an offshoot of > the > one in the SU that was banned, for the diaspora; it's got its own > Metropolitan outside of Russia, but it's exactly the same religion). The > fast is rather strict if done correctly, no meat, no fish, no chicken, no > dairy (I believe) for about six weeks. Needless to say most people don't > adhere to it, at least we didn't. The week before Easter everyone cooks > and cleans furiously. The cooking is at feast levels. Holy Saturday is > very somber and I think you're not supposed to eat on Saturday at all. A > basket is put together of all the goodies and taken to church and after a > marathon 4-hour service that begins at midnight (even though people > arrive > earlier; the church is mobbed) and ends at 4:00 am, the baskets of food > are > blessed and you go home and you eat. When we were kids it was fun, we'd > hang out in the church yard. We all knew Russian fluently. Most people > didn't make it to the end. The church would be pretty empty by 4:00 > a.m.. > Now it's all different. The older people I grew up with are gone, and > mostly everything is in English. It's no fun anymore. American Easter > is > a nonevent. A chocolate bunny is Easter? Orthodox Christmas is like > American Easter, a big nothing, where American Christmas is like Russian > Easter, a huge deal. Everybody's Christian on Christmas I guess. > > Mike, do Catholics fast? No meat on Fridays, but that's not really > fasting. Protestants seem so bland to me. Except maybe the Puritans > when > they burned the witches. > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html -- Steve Chilson stevechilson@xxxxxxxxxxx -- http://www.fastmail.fm - Faster than the air-speed velocity of an unladen european swallow ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html