One feature of the BBC's 'running order' for a Burns Night supper which I particularly like is "Lost Burns manuscripts Some Burns Night suppers include a lost manuscript reading, where a participant with literary aspirations recites from a fictitious long-lost musing of the great man on a new subject." Perhaps I can persuade lit-ideas list members to offer samples of such 'lost manuscripts' on future anniversaries of prominent events in literature and philosophy. Alas, my own literary gifts are extremely modest - but I am reminded of a parody of Burns written some years ago after reading of the publishing of the genetic code of a mouse, along with the comment that"[h]umans and mice ... shared a common ancestor about 75 million years ago [which] means the most important parts of their genomes should share striking similarities ..." Of Mice and Men (with apologies to [lovers of] John Steinbeck and Robbie Burns) Wee. sleeket, cowran, tim'rous beastie, What's deep encoded in each breastie? Thine compels ta flight so hasty, Wi' bickering brattle; While mine doth urge to rin an' chase thee Wi' murd'ring pattle! What is it in my 'human nature' That makes me such a murd'rous cr'ature, With blood-thirst as a prom'nent f'ature? Tha'rt right to startle At me - who lusts to maim and torture My fellow-mortal! I offer this in hopes that it spurs to action those who can do much better! Chris Bruce, in Kiel, Germany -- ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html