[lit-ideas] A Penile Poem

  • From: Mike Geary <jejunejesuit.geary2@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2010 00:14:16 -0500

Fishing For Compliments


A young boy fishing in a hurly-burly river
pulls up a mudpuppy instead of brim:
surprise of salamander.
How penis-looking its head
with flared gills,
frightening me.
How vigorously,
how violent it fought.
I had to call my uncle over
to come and rescue me.

Years later,
feeling male and
penile proud,
I looked at my
"male member"
and remembered
that mudpuppy.

Dear God,
had I one tenth,
one hundredths,
a thousandth even
the will to live
as that mudpuppy had
I could be the
the ithyphallic God
I've always longed to be.

Bartender, another beer here!



Mike Geary
Memphis

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