[jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot

  • From: "Bones" <bones@xxxxxxx>
  • To: <jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:35:48 -0000

Depends whether you hit any updrafts.. <g>

bones

-----Original Message-----
From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mike Brook
Sent: 30 October 2006 21:28
To: jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot


Was that in addition to the bill for repairing the runway at EGNS?  If it
was, then the dry-cleaning bill should only have been for the trousers ...

MikeB

> -----Original Message-----
> From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> [mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Bones
> Sent: Monday, October 30, 2006 9:13 PM
> To: jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot
>
>
> You can talk. The last dry cleaning bill I got for your uniform was
> horrrenedous! <g>
>
> The microbiologist's could have had a field day with it.
>
> bones
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> [mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mike Brook
> Sent: 30 October 2006 20:51
> To: jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot
>
>
> Oh my Gawd, he's just as bad as the rest of us ...
>
> MikeB
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > [mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Fred
> Stopforth
> > Sent: Monday, October 30, 2006 8:21 PM
> > To: jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot
> >
> >
> > Good evening gentlemen or should I say lads Thanks for the welcome
> > excuse my trouserlegs looking abit of a mess but those
> black bin bags
> > at the door
> > entrance are hard to see in the dark especially when the entrance
> > light is'nt working--has the bulb gone?--and well sticky pizza
> > cheese has certainly made a mess round my trouser knee areas and
> > look at my hands the
> > tomatoe sauce is the reason why my hands look as if they're
> > bleeding so I
> > could do with being shown to the sink;not to wash the cups
> > but no doubt it
> > will be my turn sometimes.Well I'll certainly be pestering
> > you with a lot of
> > questions  to try and understand what I've got involved in.
> > I'm often quoted
> > to as Trying Fred --I do try and I suppose I can be quite
> > Trying.Excuse me
> > I've got to go and pick my clients up[literaly] Will join you
> > hopefully when
> > I get back-O'heck what a mess I look!
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Bones" <bones@xxxxxxx>
> > To: <jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > Sent: Monday, October 30, 2006 4:54 PM
> > Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot
> >
> >
> > >I hadn't spotted that the logo's were working again.. Must
> > reinstate mine.
> > >
> > > bones
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > > [mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mike Brook
> > > Sent: 30 October 2006 15:43
> > > To: jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > > Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot
> > >
> > >
> > > G'day Fred -
> > >
> > > Well then, may I be the first REAL crew member to welcome
> > you to join our
> > > merry band.  The old, battered object in the corner of
> the crewroom
> > > (nearest the bar) is not actually Tom Smith despite
> appearances, it
> > is actually an
> > > old, battered armchair. It is MINE although I do lend it to Gerry
> > > occasionally when he gets tired of propping up the bar.
> > >
> > > As you will be making LOTS of posts both here and on the
> > PilotClub site I
> > > will post-haste generate a ID logo for you to use on the
> > forums (after the
> > > nurse has been round with my medication) ...
> > >
> > > Welcome!
> > >
> > > MikeB
> > > JHB193
> > >
> > >> -----Original Message-----
> > >> From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >> [mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Bones
> > >> Sent: Monday, October 30, 2006 3:09 PM
> > >> To: JHB Email List
> > >> Subject: [jhb_airlines] New pilot
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Gentlemen,
> > >>
> > >> I know the crew room is for your relaxation and
> enjoyment but may I
> > >> ask you to tidy it up a bit please as I have a new pilot
> > to bring in
> > >> shortly. I'm
> > >> not asking a lot - just hide the more salacious magazines under
> > >> your comfy chairs, put some of the empty pizza boxes in the bin
> > >> (not the lot - maybe just 50 or so) and maybe the same for the
> > >> empty coffee cups - although the
> > >> pyramid in the middle of the room does look somewhat
> > artistic. And can
> > >> someone take THAT picture down off the wall - yes, you
> all know the
> > >> one I mean.
> > >>
> > >> Gentlemen, our new pilot is Fred Stopforth (JHB207). Fred
> > comes from
> > >> Nelson in the best county in the UK (...waits for the
> > raspberries to
> > >> stop blowing).
> > >> Now go easy on young Fred as he's relatively new to FS
> and is eager
> > >> to join us online. I'll shortly be guiding him through
> the initial
> > >> stages of the PC
> > >> software followed by some setup sessions to get his system up and
> > >> running. After that I am sure Fred will have more than a few
> > >> questions for us and
> > >> hope you will all jump in and give him the support that JHB
> > >> is famous for.
> > >> And I'll get very cross if anyone sends him down to Stores to
> > >> get a tin of
> > >> elbow grease..
> > >>
> > >> Fred, welcome to the madhouse. I'm not really sure you
> > know what you
> > >> have let yourself in for..
> > >>
> > >> bones
> > >> bones@xxxxxxx
> > >> http://fsaviation.net
> > >>
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