[jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot

  • From: "Bones" <bones@xxxxxxx>
  • To: <jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:13:21 -0000

You can talk. The last dry cleaning bill I got for your uniform was
horrrenedous! <g>

The microbiologist's could have had a field day with it.

bones

-----Original Message-----
From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mike Brook
Sent: 30 October 2006 20:51
To: jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot


Oh my Gawd, he's just as bad as the rest of us ...

MikeB

> -----Original Message-----
> From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> [mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Fred Stopforth
> Sent: Monday, October 30, 2006 8:21 PM
> To: jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot
>
>
> Good evening gentlemen or should I say lads Thanks for the welcome
> excuse my trouserlegs looking abit of a mess but those black bin bags
> at the door
> entrance are hard to see in the dark especially when the
> entrance light
> is'nt working--has the bulb gone?--and well sticky pizza cheese has
> certainly made a mess round my trouser knee areas and look at
> my hands the
> tomatoe sauce is the reason why my hands look as if they're
> bleeding so I
> could do with being shown to the sink;not to wash the cups
> but no doubt it
> will be my turn sometimes.Well I'll certainly be pestering
> you with a lot of
> questions  to try and understand what I've got involved in.
> I'm often quoted
> to as Trying Fred --I do try and I suppose I can be quite
> Trying.Excuse me
> I've got to go and pick my clients up[literaly] Will join you
> hopefully when
> I get back-O'heck what a mess I look!
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Bones" <bones@xxxxxxx>
> To: <jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Monday, October 30, 2006 4:54 PM
> Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot
>
>
> >I hadn't spotted that the logo's were working again.. Must
> reinstate mine.
> >
> > bones
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > [mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mike Brook
> > Sent: 30 October 2006 15:43
> > To: jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot
> >
> >
> > G'day Fred -
> >
> > Well then, may I be the first REAL crew member to welcome
> you to join our
> > merry band.  The old, battered object in the corner of the crewroom
> > (nearest the bar) is not actually Tom Smith despite appearances, it
> is actually an
> > old, battered armchair. It is MINE although I do lend it to Gerry
> > occasionally when he gets tired of propping up the bar.
> >
> > As you will be making LOTS of posts both here and on the
> PilotClub site I
> > will post-haste generate a ID logo for you to use on the
> forums (after the
> > nurse has been round with my medication) ...
> >
> > Welcome!
> >
> > MikeB
> > JHB193
> >
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >> [mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Bones
> >> Sent: Monday, October 30, 2006 3:09 PM
> >> To: JHB Email List
> >> Subject: [jhb_airlines] New pilot
> >>
> >>
> >> Gentlemen,
> >>
> >> I know the crew room is for your relaxation and enjoyment but may I
> >> ask you to tidy it up a bit please as I have a new pilot
> to bring in
> >> shortly. I'm
> >> not asking a lot - just hide the more salacious magazines under
> >> your comfy chairs, put some of the empty pizza boxes in the bin
> >> (not the lot - maybe
> >> just 50 or so) and maybe the same for the empty coffee cups -
> >> although the
> >> pyramid in the middle of the room does look somewhat
> artistic. And can
> >> someone take THAT picture down off the wall - yes, you all know the
> >> one I mean.
> >>
> >> Gentlemen, our new pilot is Fred Stopforth (JHB207). Fred
> comes from
> >> Nelson in the best county in the UK (...waits for the
> raspberries to
> >> stop blowing).
> >> Now go easy on young Fred as he's relatively new to FS and is eager
> >> to join us online. I'll shortly be guiding him through the initial
> >> stages of the PC
> >> software followed by some setup sessions to get his system up
> >> and running.
> >> After that I am sure Fred will have more than a few questions
> >> for us and
> >> hope you will all jump in and give him the support that JHB
> >> is famous for.
> >> And I'll get very cross if anyone sends him down to Stores to
> >> get a tin of
> >> elbow grease..
> >>
> >> Fred, welcome to the madhouse. I'm not really sure you
> know what you
> >> have let yourself in for..
> >>
> >> bones
> >> bones@xxxxxxx
> >> http://fsaviation.net
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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