[jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot

  • From: "Mike Brook" <mike.brook@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:43:28 -0000

G'day Fred -

Well then, may I be the first REAL crew member to welcome you to join
our merry band.  The old, battered object in the corner of the crewroom
(nearest the bar) is not actually Tom Smith despite appearances, it is
actually an old, battered armchair. It is MINE although I do lend it to
Gerry occasionally when he gets tired of propping up the bar.

As you will be making LOTS of posts both here and on the PilotClub site
I will post-haste generate a ID logo for you to use on the forums (after
the nurse has been round with my medication) ...



> -----Original Message-----
> From: jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> [mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Bones
> Sent: Monday, October 30, 2006 3:09 PM
> To: JHB Email List
> Subject: [jhb_airlines] New pilot
> Gentlemen,
> I know the crew room is for your relaxation and enjoyment but
> may I ask you
> to tidy it up a bit please as I have a new pilot to bring in
> shortly. I'm
> not asking a lot - just hide the more salacious magazines
> under your comfy
> chairs, put some of the empty pizza boxes in the bin (not the
> lot - maybe
> just 50 or so) and maybe the same for the empty coffee cups -
> although the
> pyramid in the middle of the room does look somewhat artistic. And can
> someone take THAT picture down off the wall - yes, you all
> know the one I
> mean.
> Gentlemen, our new pilot is Fred Stopforth (JHB207). Fred
> comes from Nelson
> in the best county in the UK (...waits for the raspberries to
> stop blowing).
> Now go easy on young Fred as he's relatively new to FS and is
> eager to join
> us online. I'll shortly be guiding him through the initial
> stages of the PC
> software followed by some setup sessions to get his system up
> and running.
> After that I am sure Fred will have more than a few questions
> for us and
> hope you will all jump in and give him the support that JHB
> is famous for.
> And I'll get very cross if anyone sends him down to Stores to
> get a tin of
> elbow grease..
> Fred, welcome to the madhouse. I'm not really sure you know
> what you have
> let yourself in for..
> bones
> bones@xxxxxxx
> http://fsaviation.net

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