[jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot

  • From: "Bones" <bones@xxxxxxx>
  • To: <jhb_airlines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:29:06 -0000

I'd wondered why the place was looking a bit tidier recently. <vbg>

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[mailto:jhb_airlines-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Alex - Reheat.org
Sent: 30 October 2006 15:20
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Subject: [jhb_airlines] Re: New pilot

Hello Fred! 

I'm Alex! not even a JHB pilot, I crawl in through the back window
occasionally and nick scraps of food left lying round. The kind of grease
monkey usually seen hanging round flying clubs scrounging the tea and bacon

Any questions then please just ask!...everyone else seems to! 


Bones wrote: 


I know the crew room is for your relaxation and enjoyment but may I ask you

to tidy it up a bit please as I have a new pilot to bring in shortly. I'm

not asking a lot - just hide the more salacious magazines under your comfy

chairs, put some of the empty pizza boxes in the bin (not the lot - maybe

just 50 or so) and maybe the same for the empty coffee cups - although the

pyramid in the middle of the room does look somewhat artistic. And can

someone take THAT picture down off the wall - yes, you all know the one I


Gentlemen, our new pilot is Fred Stopforth (JHB207). Fred comes from Nelson

in the best county in the UK (...waits for the raspberries to stop blowing).

Now go easy on young Fred as he's relatively new to FS and is eager to join

us online. I'll shortly be guiding him through the initial stages of the PC

software followed by some setup sessions to get his system up and running.

After that I am sure Fred will have more than a few questions for us and

hope you will all jump in and give him the support that JHB is famous for.

And I'll get very cross if anyone sends him down to Stores to get a tin of

elbow grease..

Fred, welcome to the madhouse. I'm not really sure you know what you have

let yourself in for..





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