Re: Tandem question
- From: "Dave Carlson" <dgcarlson@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 1 Jul 2009 14:20:11 -0700
Dave,
I like your story, but man, I wouldn't put my boss through that without some
concern over being told to "empty your CPU and machine, pack your things and
go grab your steering wheel."
You've got guts.
Dave
----- Original Message -----
From: "dave-d0619" <dave-d0619@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 11:59
Subject: Re: Tandem question
So many people these days, particularly Americans, confuse what is a CPU.
A CPU, is not a substitute name for the box that contains the devices that
make up a machine that is called a computer.
A CPU or (Central Processing Unit), is a chip that is plugged onto
motherboards of many digital devices, including computers.
A Central Processor's job, is to distribute data and commands to the various
components for many of the various digital devices we all use in our daily
lives.
So, when someone calls a computer a CPU, they are incorrect.
Some years ago, my boss asked me to bring my CPU to the conference room.
Not knowing, that in the US, many Americans call a computer a CPU and,
knowing what a CPU was, I proceeded to open my computer and removed the CPU
chip from the mother board, put it into an anti-static pouch, and took it to
the conference room. By the way, I had not yet turned on my computer that
day.
My boss asked me "where is your CPU".
I said, "hold out your hand".
He asked me "why".
I repeated that he should hold out his hand.
When he put out his hand, I placed the bag containing the CPU chip into it.
He asked, "what is this?"
I said, "as you asked me to bring my CPU, that is what I have brought you".
He said, "I meant the whole machine".
"Ah!", I said, "you meant that I should have brought the whole machine,
which, by the way, is called a computer, to the conference room".
He accused me of being sarcastic and he went on to say that I new exactly
what he meant.
I replied, "if you ask a person who knows what a CPU is and you ask them to
bring you a CPU, then, that is what they will bring you".
I went on to say, "if you called a car a steering wheel, instead of a car,
and you then asked a mechanic to bring you the steering wheel, would you
have been just as surprised if the mechanic brought you a Steering Wheel!"
He then said I was being facetious.
I took the bag from his hand and letting out a big sigh, I gave him a look
on my face that said, "you just do not get it, do you!" and left the room
and went back to my office in disgust.
As frustrating as it was at the time, looking back on it, I get a good
chuckle when I think about the incident.
Calling something by its correct name, reduces misunderstanding, frustration
and aggravation.
Sincerely:
Dave Durber
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cy Selfridge" <cyselfridge@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 11:26 AM
Subject: RE: Tandem question
> Hi,
> As an aside to this thread Tandem was also the name of a computer company
in
> the eighties.
> Their computers were some of the first to link micro computers together
> rather than a single CPU.
> I have no idea whether or not they are still around but I do not think
they
> ever gained much of a market share as IBM was running rampant long about
> then.
> Cy, The Anasazi.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: jfw-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:jfw-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf
> Of Bob Verity
> Sent: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 8:55 AM
> To: jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: Re: Tandem question
> Part of the confusion is that that the word tandem is not an acronym it is
a
>
> word that you can look up in any English dictionary.
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "mostafa almahdy" <mostafa.almahdy@xxxxxxxxx>
> To: <jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 4:04 AM
> Subject: Re: Tandem question
>
>
> I' know that as well, and I' used the feature for many time's ago,
> unless I'm curious to know what the word tandem refer's to, the
> acronym itself, not the feature description.
>
> On 7/1/09, Jeremy Hartley <jeremyhartley@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> > Hi there.
> >
> > Well, I have mainly heard tandem spoken, when referring to riding
bicycles
> > built for two. Meaning, that the bike is two seated, and both are in
> > charge
> > of making the bike run. So, Jaws Tandem is one person connecting to
> > another
> > person, helping out.
> >
> > I know someone can explain this more eloquently than I can, but I think
I
> > got the right idea. grin
> >
> > Jeremy
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "mostafa almahdy" <mostafa.almahdy@xxxxxxxxx>
> > To: "jfw" <jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > Sent: Tuesday, June 30, 2009 11:59 PM
> > Subject: Tandem question
> >
> >
> >> Hey all!, can someone describe what the acronym name tandem refer's
to?
> >> any assist, that's tremendously would be appreciated!.!
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