Re: Shocking: Facebook to Shut Down On March 15

  • From: "Nickus de Vos" <bigboy529@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2011 00:06:47 +0200

It isn't the first time that so called press release does the rounds, it whent 
around late 2009 aswel. It's like beleaving new viruses are around that 
physically burn your computer hard drive, or the other one i herd is that 
google are forced to shut down because it's taking over the www or some shit 
like that.
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Subject: Re: Shocking: Facebook to Shut Down On March 15
From: "David" <davidwhitehead1957@xxxxxxxxx>
Date: 13/01/2011 23:41

oh god, please get me away from the window, I'm gonna jump,

you shouldn't believe everything you read!


  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Gerald Levy 
  To: JFW list 
  Sent: Thursday, January 13, 2011 4:16 PM
  Subject: Shocking: Facebook to Shut Down On March 15



  At first I thought this was some kind of practical joke, but it sure sounds 
real.  Read it and weep:

  PALO ALTO, CA -Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut
  down in March.
  Managing the site has become too stressful.
  "Facebook has gotten out of control," said Zuckerberg in a press
  conference outside
  his Palo Alto office, "and the stress of managing this company has
  ruined my life.
  I need to put an end to all the madness."
  Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no
  longer be able
  to access their Facebook accounts.
  "After March 15th the whole website shuts down," said Avrat Humarthi,
  Vice President
  of Technical Affairs at Facebook. "So if you ever want to see your
  pictures again,
  I recommend you take them off the internet. You won't be able to get
  them back once
  Facebook goes out of business."
  Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult,
  but that he
  does not think people will be upset.
  "I personally don't think it's a big deal," he said in a private phone
  interview.
  "And to be honest, I think it's for the better. Without Facebook,
  people will have
  to go outside and make real friends. That's always a good thing."
  Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.
  "What am I going to do without Facebook?" said Denise Bradshaw, a high
  school student
  from Indiana. "My life revolves around it. I'm on Facebook at least 10
  hours a day.
  Now what am I going to do with all that free time?"
  However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long
  anticipated sense
  of relief.
  "I'm glad the Facebook nightmare is over," said Jon Guttari, a single
  parent from
  Detroit. "Now my teenager's face won't be glued to a computer screen
  all day. Maybe
  I can even have a conversation with her."
  Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking
  away from a
  multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of
  the wealthiest
  businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at
  around 7.9 billion.
  But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will
  stand by his
  decision to give Facebook the axe.
  "I don't care about the money," said Zuckerberg. "I just want my old
  life back."
  The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their
  personal information
  from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos,
  notes, links, and
  videos will be permanently erased.




  Gerald 

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