Re: Off Topic, humor
- From: "marie peake" <mariepeake@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 18:30:47 +0100
hi
i found that very funny and i can not stop laughing about it in my head
from marie
----- Original Message -----
From: Luis
To: jfw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Saturday, September 22, 2007 11:25 PM
Subject: Off Topic, humor
The Blind Bunny
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a
large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh please
excuse me," said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind
and can't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my
fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you
coming.
By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
Well, I really don't know," said the bunny "I'm blind, and I've never seen
myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and
cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear
twitchy
little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!"
The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of a
animal are you?" The snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to
examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, "Well, what
kind of an animal am I?"
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're soft, you're
cold, you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls...You must be a
politician."
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