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You're just another brick in the wall...
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Jim Harrison
MCP(NT4, W2K), A+, Network+, PCG
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Read the help / books / articles!
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-----Original Message-----
From: Mark Strangways [mailto:strangconst@xxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Friday, July 29, 2005 13:28
To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List]
Subject: [isalist] RE: OT: Stop Right There
http://www.ISAserver.org
Don't you people have work to do :-)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Neil Cassidy" <ncassidy@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, July 29, 2005 1:08 PM
Subject: [isalist] RE: OT: Stop Right There
http://www.ISAserver.org
Allright, one of my personal favorites by Dr.Seuss:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted
as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy
disk
abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-
clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted
'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your
system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network
is
connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel
on
another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the
hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your
icons
in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go
out
with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the
microcode
instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory
and
you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer. . . . and be
sure to tell your mom.
-
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