[isalist] OT: Out of office replies
- From: "Greg Mulholland" <gmulholland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2006 13:33:29 +1000
What people should use!
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get
the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of The
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be
deleted in the order it was received.
4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 For the
first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable
to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending
again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.
7. I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
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