I'm sorry I never inhaled.... -----Original Message----- From: Thomas W Shinder [mailto:tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: Friday, July 15, 2005 2:36 PM To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List] Subject: [isalist] RE: OT: Highwayman http://www.ISAserver.org You betcha! Now, here's one for your former potheads: "I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead; I just need some place where I can lay my head. "Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?" He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said. Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free; Take a load off Fannie, And... and... And... you can put the load right on me. I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide; When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side. I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown." She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around." Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free; Take a load off Fannie, And... and... And... you can put the load right on me. Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say It's just ol' Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day. "Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?" He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Anna Lee company?" Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free; Take a load off Fannie, And... and... And... you can put the load right on me. Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog. He said, "I will fix your rags, if you'll take Jack, my dog." I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man." He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can." Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free; Take a load off Fannie, And... and... And... you can put the load right on me. Catch a Cannonball, now, t'take me down the line My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time. To get back to Miss Annie, you know she's the only one. Who sent me here with her regards for everyone." Now, I need to find something productive to do (BTW -- sub. Miss Annie for Miss Debi) Tom www.isaserver.org/shinder Tom and Deb Shinder's Configuring ISA Server 2004 http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7 MVP -- ISA Firewalls > -----Original Message----- > From: JosephK [mailto:josephk@xxxxxxxxx] > Sent: Friday, July 15, 2005 3:39 PM > To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List] > Subject: [isalist] RE: OT: Highwayman > > http://www.ISAserver.org > > Oh don't you love google! > > -----Original Message----- > From: Thomas W Shinder [mailto:tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxx] > Sent: Friday, July 15, 2005 1:38 PM > To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List] > Subject: [isalist] OT: Highwayman > > http://www.ISAserver.org > > OK, if you're a *true* Texan (please don't confuse with "American") > then chomp down on this: > > "I was a highwayman. Along the coach roads I did ride > With sword and pistol by my side > Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade > Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade > The b*st(rds hung me in the spring of twenty-five > But I am still alive. > > I was a sailor. I was born upon the tide > And with the sea I did abide. > I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico > I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow > And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed > But I am living still. > > I was a dam builder across the river deep and wide > Where steel and water did collide > A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado > I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below > They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound > But I am still around..I'll always be around..and around and > around and > around and around > > I fly a starship across the Universe divide > And when I reach the other side > I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can > Perhaps I may become a highwayman again > Or I may simply be a single drop of rain > But I will remain > And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again.." > > Now, that's the true Texian spirit. > > Remember Goliad! Remember that Alamo! > > (Five social credits to whomever knows who I'm quoting that from, the > Goliad ref., that is) > > > Tom > www.isaserver.org/shinder > Tom and Deb Shinder's Configuring ISA Server 2004 > http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7 > MVP -- ISA Firewalls > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Thomas W Shinder [mailto:tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxx] > > Sent: Friday, July 15, 2005 3:06 PM > > To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List] > > Subject: [isalist] OT: Hey Peter > > > > http://www.ISAserver.org > > > > Hey Peter, > > > > Where are you going with that axe in your hands? > > I'm gonna k*ll my lady > > Cause I caught her scr*w*ng around > > With some other men > > I'm gonna k*ll my lady > > Cause I caught her fsking > > Around with some other men > > > > Tom > > www.isaserver.org/shinder > > Tom and Deb Shinder's Configuring ISA Server 2004 > > http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7 > > MVP -- ISA Firewalls > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > List Archives: http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > > ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp > > ISA Server FAQ: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/larticle.asp?type=FAQ > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > Other Internet Software Marketing Sites: > > World of Windows Networking: http://www.windowsnetworking.com > > Leading Network Software Directory: http://www.serverfiles.com > > No.1 Exchange Server Resource Site: http://www.msexchange.org > > Windows Security Resource Site: http://www.windowsecurity.com/ > > Network Security Library: http://www.secinf.net/ > > Windows 2000/NT Fax Solutions: http://www.ntfaxfaq.com > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > You are currently subscribed to this ISAserver.org Discussion > > List as: tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > > To unsubscribe visit > > http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > > Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------ > List Archives: http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp > ISA Server FAQ: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/larticle.asp?type=FAQ > ------------------------------------------------------ > Other Internet Software Marketing Sites: > World of Windows Networking: http://www.windowsnetworking.com > Leading Network Software Directory: http://www.serverfiles.com > No.1 Exchange Server Resource Site: http://www.msexchange.org > Windows Security Resource Site: http://www.windowsecurity.com/ > Network Security Library: http://www.secinf.net/ > Windows 2000/NT Fax Solutions: http://www.ntfaxfaq.com > ------------------------------------------------------ > You are currently subscribed to this ISAserver.org Discussion List as: > josephk@xxxxxxxxx > To unsubscribe visit > http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > > > ------------------------------------------------------ > List Archives: http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp > ISA Server FAQ: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/larticle.asp?type=FAQ > ------------------------------------------------------ > Other Internet Software Marketing Sites: > World of Windows Networking: http://www.windowsnetworking.com > Leading Network Software Directory: http://www.serverfiles.com > No.1 Exchange Server Resource Site: http://www.msexchange.org > Windows Security Resource Site: http://www.windowsecurity.com/ > Network Security Library: http://www.secinf.net/ > Windows 2000/NT Fax Solutions: http://www.ntfaxfaq.com > ------------------------------------------------------ > You are currently subscribed to this ISAserver.org Discussion > List as: tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > To unsubscribe visit > http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server FAQ: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/larticle.asp?type=FAQ ------------------------------------------------------ Other Internet Software Marketing Sites: World of Windows Networking: http://www.windowsnetworking.com Leading Network Software Directory: http://www.serverfiles.com No.1 Exchange Server Resource Site: http://www.msexchange.org Windows Security Resource Site: http://www.windowsecurity.com/ Network Security Library: http://www.secinf.net/ Windows 2000/NT Fax Solutions: http://www.ntfaxfaq.com ------------------------------------------------------ You are currently subscribed to this ISAserver.org Discussion List as: josephk@xxxxxxxxx To unsubscribe visit http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx