No wonder ISA questions get asked on the Exchange list, this list is full of farmer tales. You know, my daddy... John Tolmachoff MCSE, CSSA Owner, Network Engineer/Consultant eServices For You City of Industry, CA www.eservicesforyou.com > -----Original Message----- > From: Steve Moffat [mailto:steve@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] > Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 4:45 PM > To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List] > Subject: [isalist] Re: DNS and SNAT client > > http://www.ISAserver.org > > > Tom the Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. While there, he > meets Greg the Aussie farmer and the two start talking. Greg shows Tom > his big wheat field and Tom says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at > least twice as large as yours". > > Then they walk around the ranch a little, and Greg shows off his herd of > cattle. Tom immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice > as large as your cows". > > At this point, the conversation had almost ground to a halt when Tom > suddenly saw a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, > "Hey, what are those"? > > Greg replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers > in Texas"? Bloke > > Rotflol.....boink > > Steve