Re: Custom Error Pages

  • From: "Thomas W Shinder" <tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:15:14 -0600

Nice! That should get the point across.

Thomas W Shinder, M.D.
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MVP -- ISA Firewalls
**Who is John Galt?**

 

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Thor (Hammer of God) [mailto:thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 
> Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 10:47 AM
> To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List]
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages
> 
> http://www.ISAserver.org
> 
> The *real* fun was this morning when a couple of my users 
> came in and got 
> THIS:
> 
> For maximum effect, make sure you've got your speakers turned on ;)
> 
> http://www.hammerofgod.com/test502.htm
> 
> This is just a copy (the internal one is a bit different) but 
> you'll get the 
> message.
> 
> t
> 
> -----
> "I may disapprove of what you say,
> but I will defend to the death your
> right to say it."
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Thomas W Shinder" <tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:14 AM
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages
> 
> 
> http://www.ISAserver.org
> 
> Someone was having a lot of fun last night. :)
> 
> Thomas W Shinder, M.D.
> Site: www.isaserver.org
> Blog: http://spaces.msn.com/members/drisa/
> Book: http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7
> MVP -- ISA Firewalls
> **Who is John Galt?**
> 
> 
> 
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Thor (Hammer of God) [mailto:thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> > Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 2:44 AM
> > To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List]
> > Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages
> >
> > http://www.ISAserver.org
> >
> > ISA is just bad as hell... If I use an AD group in the local
> > ISA group, it
> > automatically refreshes itself within seconds.  That rocks!
> > So, having my
> > "Denied, Little Beotch!" group based on an AD group works
> > perfectly, and
> > within about 10 to 15 seconds-- meaning, I added myself to
> > the AD group, and
> > about 10 seconds later, I was delt with.  Removed myself from
> > the AD group,
> > and I was cool.
> >
> > You guys rock.
> > t
> >
> >
> > -----
> > "I may disapprove of what you say,
> > but I will defend to the death your
> > right to say it."
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Thor (Hammer of God)" <thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > Sent: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:43 PM
> > Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages
> >
> >
> > > http://www.ISAserver.org
> > >
> > > OK- I can actually change the default.htm to do what I want
> > (with that
> > > kickass DENIED! wav file as well as long as I have it
> > pointing to a FQDN
> > > source reachable by the client).  So I can now put a nice
> > black background
> > > with red letters and my spinning skull to do all the cool
> > stuff I want.
> > > But still I'd like to do it only for 502.  The 502 and 502r
> > html files are
> > > different-- is there a way to do some service-side magic?
> > >
> > > -----
> > > "I may disapprove of what you say,
> > > but I will defend to the death your
> > > right to say it."
> > >
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > > From: "Thor (Hammer of God)" <thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > > To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > > Sent: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:19 PM
> > > Subject: [isalist] Custom Error Pages
> > >
> > >
> > >> http://www.ISAserver.org
> > >>
> > >> Oh Great and Mighty ISA Ninja and the Great and Mighty Dr.
> > Feelgood:
> > >>
> > >> I've seen where Jim has said "ISA isn't a web server- if
> > you want custom
> > >> error msgs, point to an internal server and blah, blah,
> > blah."  How does
> > >> one do that?  A redirect in the page?  I want a custom 502
> > error for my
> > >> "Denied, Little Beotch!" users.  I even have the nice
> > "DENIED" wav file
> > >> from Quake. I want a total custom page for 502, but not
> > for anything
> > >> else. The 502 parsing seems to be immbedded in the
> > "default.htm" page.
> > >> Is that right? What now?  And why does looking at the sun
> > make me sneeze?
> > >>
> > >> t
> > >>
> > >> -----
> > >> "I may disapprove of what you say,
> > >> but I will defend to the death your
> > >> right to say it."
> > >>
> > >>
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