Re: Custom Error Pages

  • From: "Steve Moffat" <steve@xxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "ISA Mailing List" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 21 Dec 2005 13:02:32 -0400

Rofl...you're a cruel man..... 

-----Original Message-----
From: Thor (Hammer of God) [mailto:thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 
Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:47 PM
To: ISA Mailing List
Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages

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The *real* fun was this morning when a couple of my users came in and
got
THIS:

For maximum effect, make sure you've got your speakers turned on ;)

http://www.hammerofgod.com/test502.htm

This is just a copy (the internal one is a bit different) but you'll get
the message.

t

-----
"I may disapprove of what you say,
but I will defend to the death your
right to say it."


----- Original Message -----
From: "Thomas W Shinder" <tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:14 AM
Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages


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Someone was having a lot of fun last night. :)

Thomas W Shinder, M.D.
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Thor (Hammer of God) [mailto:thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 2:44 AM
> To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List]
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages
>
> http://www.ISAserver.org
>
> ISA is just bad as hell... If I use an AD group in the local
> ISA group, it
> automatically refreshes itself within seconds.  That rocks!
> So, having my
> "Denied, Little Beotch!" group based on an AD group works
> perfectly, and
> within about 10 to 15 seconds-- meaning, I added myself to
> the AD group, and
> about 10 seconds later, I was delt with.  Removed myself from
> the AD group,
> and I was cool.
>
> You guys rock.
> t
>
>
> -----
> "I may disapprove of what you say,
> but I will defend to the death your
> right to say it."
>
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Thor (Hammer of God)" <thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:43 PM
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages
>
>
> > http://www.ISAserver.org
> >
> > OK- I can actually change the default.htm to do what I want
> (with that
> > kickass DENIED! wav file as well as long as I have it
> pointing to a FQDN
> > source reachable by the client).  So I can now put a nice
> black background
> > with red letters and my spinning skull to do all the cool
> stuff I want.
> > But still I'd like to do it only for 502.  The 502 and 502r
> html files are
> > different-- is there a way to do some service-side magic?
> >
> > -----
> > "I may disapprove of what you say,
> > but I will defend to the death your
> > right to say it."
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Thor (Hammer of God)" <thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> > Sent: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:19 PM
> > Subject: [isalist] Custom Error Pages
> >
> >
> >> http://www.ISAserver.org
> >>
> >> Oh Great and Mighty ISA Ninja and the Great and Mighty Dr.
> Feelgood:
> >>
> >> I've seen where Jim has said "ISA isn't a web server- if
> you want custom
> >> error msgs, point to an internal server and blah, blah,
> blah."  How does
> >> one do that?  A redirect in the page?  I want a custom 502
> error for my
> >> "Denied, Little Beotch!" users.  I even have the nice
> "DENIED" wav file
> >> from Quake. I want a total custom page for 502, but not
> for anything
> >> else. The 502 parsing seems to be immbedded in the
> "default.htm" page.
> >> Is that right? What now?  And why does looking at the sun
> make me sneeze?
> >>
> >> t
> >>
> >> -----
> >> "I may disapprove of what you say,
> >> but I will defend to the death your
> >> right to say it."
> >>
> >>
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