Rofl...you're a cruel man..... -----Original Message----- From: Thor (Hammer of God) [mailto:thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:47 PM To: ISA Mailing List Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages http://www.ISAserver.org The *real* fun was this morning when a couple of my users came in and got THIS: For maximum effect, make sure you've got your speakers turned on ;) http://www.hammerofgod.com/test502.htm This is just a copy (the internal one is a bit different) but you'll get the message. t ----- "I may disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." ----- Original Message ----- From: "Thomas W Shinder" <tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxx> To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:14 AM Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages http://www.ISAserver.org Someone was having a lot of fun last night. :) Thomas W Shinder, M.D. Site: www.isaserver.org Blog: http://spaces.msn.com/members/drisa/ Book: http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7 MVP -- ISA Firewalls **Who is John Galt?** > -----Original Message----- > From: Thor (Hammer of God) [mailto:thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] > Sent: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 2:44 AM > To: [ISAserver.org Discussion List] > Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages > > http://www.ISAserver.org > > ISA is just bad as hell... If I use an AD group in the local > ISA group, it > automatically refreshes itself within seconds. That rocks! > So, having my > "Denied, Little Beotch!" group based on an AD group works > perfectly, and > within about 10 to 15 seconds-- meaning, I added myself to > the AD group, and > about 10 seconds later, I was delt with. Removed myself from > the AD group, > and I was cool. > > You guys rock. > t > > > ----- > "I may disapprove of what you say, > but I will defend to the death your > right to say it." > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Thor (Hammer of God)" <thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:43 PM > Subject: [isalist] Re: Custom Error Pages > > > > http://www.ISAserver.org > > > > OK- I can actually change the default.htm to do what I want > (with that > > kickass DENIED! wav file as well as long as I have it > pointing to a FQDN > > source reachable by the client). So I can now put a nice > black background > > with red letters and my spinning skull to do all the cool > stuff I want. > > But still I'd like to do it only for 502. The 502 and 502r > html files are > > different-- is there a way to do some service-side magic? > > > > ----- > > "I may disapprove of what you say, > > but I will defend to the death your > > right to say it." > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Thor (Hammer of God)" <thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > > Sent: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:19 PM > > Subject: [isalist] Custom Error Pages > > > > > >> http://www.ISAserver.org > >> > >> Oh Great and Mighty ISA Ninja and the Great and Mighty Dr. > Feelgood: > >> > >> I've seen where Jim has said "ISA isn't a web server- if > you want custom > >> error msgs, point to an internal server and blah, blah, > blah." How does > >> one do that? A redirect in the page? I want a custom 502 > error for my > >> "Denied, Little Beotch!" users. I even have the nice > "DENIED" wav file > >> from Quake. I want a total custom page for 502, but not > for anything > >> else. The 502 parsing seems to be immbedded in the > "default.htm" page. > >> Is that right? What now? And why does looking at the sun > make me sneeze? > >> > >> t > >> > >> ----- > >> "I may disapprove of what you say, > >> but I will defend to the death your > >> right to say it." > >> > >> > >> > >> ------------------------------------------------------ > >> List Archives: http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > >> ISA Server Newsletter: > http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp > >> ISA Server FAQ: > http://www.isaserver.org/pages/larticle.asp?type=FAQ > >> ------------------------------------------------------ > >> Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: > >> http://www.techgenix.com > >> ------------------------------------------------------ > >> You are currently subscribed to this ISAserver.org > Discussion List as: > >> thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> To unsubscribe visit > http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > >> Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > >> > >> > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > List Archives: http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > > ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp > > ISA Server FAQ: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/larticle.asp?type=FAQ > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: > > http://www.techgenix.com > > ------------------------------------------------------ > > You are currently subscribed to this ISAserver.org > Discussion List as: > > thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > > To unsubscribe visit > http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > > Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------ > List Archives: http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp > ISA Server FAQ: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/larticle.asp?type=FAQ > ------------------------------------------------------ > Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: > http://www.techgenix.com > ------------------------------------------------------ > You are currently subscribed to this ISAserver.org Discussion > List as: tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > To unsubscribe visit > http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist > Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server FAQ: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/larticle.asp?type=FAQ ------------------------------------------------------ Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: http://www.techgenix.com ------------------------------------------------------ You are currently subscribed to this ISAserver.org Discussion List as: thor@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To unsubscribe visit http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server FAQ: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/larticle.asp?type=FAQ ------------------------------------------------------ Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: http://www.techgenix.com ------------------------------------------------------ You are currently subscribed to this ISAserver.org Discussion List as: isalist@xxxxxxxxxx To unsubscribe visit http://www.webelists.com/cgi/lyris.pl?enter=isalist Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx