[isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
- From: "Amy Babinchak" <amy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 7 Apr 2006 15:52:28 -0400
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Must have been. The enterprise admin would have just scuffed his feet at
the problem and then handed over the cash for new monitor a month or so
later, while the user twiddled thumbs.
Amy
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From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 3:24 PM
To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
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I love it!
Was that secy an SBS admin?
:)
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-----Original Message-----
From: "John T (Lists)"<johnlist@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: 4/7/06 12:10:00 PM
To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
True story:
Received a report of a monitor not working at a client. When I was there
on
Tuesday, I was checking it when I heard a pop noise. Not good. Suddenly,
I
saw a wisp of smoke. BAD! Turn of UPS now. Disconnected the monitor and
told
them to pull the paperwork to check the warranty. Out of warranty by 6
months. Suggested they call their computer sales rep to see what could
be
done. Now the fun begins. They had the executive secretary make the
call;
she has a high pitched voice. She was told to play this up to get a
replacement. She is a great player.
Secretary: My boss told me I can not use my monitor any more as it is
smoking and there is a strict no-smoking policy at our company.
Tech: So your monitor is smoking?
Secretary: Yes, it started today and I had to turn it off or I would
have to
pay a $500 fine for smoking in the building.
Tech: Silence
Secretary: Hello?
Tech: Do you know what the model number is?
Secretary: Oh no, I am not a model, I am a secretary.
Tech: Oooooooo Kkkkkkkkkkkk
BTW, those in the room listening are trying to keep from laughing out
loud.
Tech: On the back of the monitor there are some numbers. Do you see
those?
Secretary: No, I only see the front of the monitor.
Tech: Please turn the monitor around.
Secretary: Hey, there is a tag with numbers on it.
Tech: Please read those to me.
Done
Tech: What is your address?
Secretary: I am not sure if my husband wants me to give out my address.
Tech: <SIGH>
Tech: What is the address of the company that you work for that you are
at
right now?
Done
Tech: OK, I am going to send you a box. When you get the box open it up
and
you will see the monitor.
Secretary: No no, the monitor is on my desk.
Tech: Silence
Tech: In the box will be a monitor that we are sending you that does not
smoke.
Secretary: OK
Tech: You will take that out of the box. You will then disconnect all
the
wires from your monitor that you have right now and put it in the box.
Secretary: OK
Tech: You will then hook up the cables that were connected to your
smoking
monitor and connect them to the new monitor.
Secretary: OK
Tech: You will find some papers in the box that explain what do to after
that.
Secretary: OK. What if I need help?
Tech: You can call back for additional help.
Secretary: So I can call you if I need help?
Tech: Silence
Secretary: Hello?
Tech: Yes, here is my direct number.
Secretary: Thanks. My computer at home is making noise. I will call you
when
I get home.
Tech: Silence.
Secretary: Hello?
Tech: You will receive the box tomorrow.
Secretary: Great.
Tech: Is there <pause>
Secretary: Yes?
Tech: Is there any thing else I can help you with today?
Secretary: My husband says my car needs an oil change. Can you help me
with
that?
Tech: Silence
Tech: Thank you for calling. Have a great day.
Secretary: OK, thanks.
As soon as she hung up, everyone burst out laughing.
John T
eServices For You
"Seek, and ye shall find!"
-----Original Message-----
From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On
Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:29 AM
To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
I think you need to apply the magic reappearing solution to see the
details.
However, I tried it on my flat panel and it fried my monitor.
Thomas W Shinder, M.D.
Site: www.isaserver.org <http://www.isaserver.org/>
Blog: http://blogs.isaserver.org/shinder/
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MVP -- ISA Firewalls
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From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On
Behalf Of Jonathon J. Howey
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 11:18 AM
To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
Is there a hidden message in that there are no core services that need
to be
running? Do i win the cookie? probably not..
Jonathon J. Howey
MENSE Inc.
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Jonathon@xxxxxxxx
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From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On
Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
Sent: April 7, 2006 9:07 AM
To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
I had to take two aspirin after going over it. I've re-read it five
times
and still I'm not clear on some of the concepts.
Thomas W Shinder, M.D.
Site: www.isaserver.org <http://www.isaserver.org/>
Blog: http://blogs.isaserver.org/shinder/
Book: http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7
MVP -- ISA Firewalls
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From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On
Behalf Of Troy Radtke
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:58 AM
To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
Almost too much information..... It boggles the mind.....
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From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On
Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:31 AM
To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [isalist] Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security
and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
Here's my vote for the KB article of the month:
Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and
Acceleration
(ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly:
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/888649/en-us
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