[isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
- From: "Paul Nuernberger" <pen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 7 Apr 2006 16:50:54 -0500
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Hmmm ... I must just be lucky then - I've done nearly a dozen OEM SBS
(2k & 2k3) installs with nary a problem.
Paul Nuernberger
Baron Computer Systems
-----Original Message-----
From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On Behalf Of Amy Babinchak
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 3:55 PM
To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
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Thanks for that.
Seriously though the SBS community has come so far in the last year,
they deserve more credit. There will always be problem children in the
group, that's a given. If I had the keys to the kingdom, I'd ban SBS
from being sold OEM. I bought my first OEM SBS install last month and
spent a full week getting it to work. It was a complete disaster. If
this is what the secretaries/cad guys have to work with then its no
wonder they look like fools on the mailing lists. I pity them.
Amy
-----Original Message-----
From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On Behalf Of John T (Lists)
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 4:44 PM
To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
http://www.ISAserver.org
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I do not think anybody could accuse Amy of being typical.
Never
Far from it.
Female, yes. Typical, no.
;)
All kidding aside, the SBS community would be at a loss without Amy
around.
John T
eServices For You
"Seek, and ye shall find!"
> -----Original Message-----
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On Behalf Of
> Thomas W Shinder
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 1:36 PM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and
> Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
> http://www.ISAserver.org
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>
> You are NOT typical
>
> Sent via ISA firewall protected Exchange 2003 Windows Mobile
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: "Amy Babinchak"<amy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: 4/7/06 3:29:37 PM
> To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and
> Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
> http://www.ISAserver.org
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>
> And it's more accurate to equate me with a secretary?
>
> Amy
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 4:07 PM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
> http://www.ISAserver.org
> -------------------------------------------------------
>
> I think its inaccurate to equate an sbs admin with a windows server
> admin .
>
> One knows which end eats and the other doesn't
>
> HTH,
> Ton
>
> Sent via ISA firewall protected Exchange 2003 Windows Mobile
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: "Amy Babinchak"<amy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: 4/7/06 2:53:46 PM
> To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
> http://www.ISAserver.org
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>
> Must have been. The enterprise admin would have just scuffed his feet
at
> the problem and then handed over the cash for new monitor a month or
so
> later, while the user twiddled thumbs.
>
> Amy
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 3:24 PM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
> http://www.ISAserver.org
> -------------------------------------------------------
>
> I love it!
> Was that secy an SBS admin?
> :)
>
> Sent via ISA firewall protected Exchange 2003 Windows Mobile
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: "John T (Lists)"<johnlist@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: 4/7/06 12:10:00 PM
> To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
> True story:
>
>
>
> Received a report of a monitor not working at a client. When I was
there
> on
> Tuesday, I was checking it when I heard a pop noise. Not good.
Suddenly,
> I
> saw a wisp of smoke. BAD! Turn of UPS now. Disconnected the monitor
and
> told
> them to pull the paperwork to check the warranty. Out of warranty by 6
> months. Suggested they call their computer sales rep to see what could
> be done. Now the fun begins. They had the executive secretary make the
> call; she has a high pitched voice. She was told to play this up to
> get a replacement. She is a great player.
>
>
>
> Secretary: My boss told me I can not use my monitor any more as it is
> smoking and there is a strict no-smoking policy at our company.
>
> Tech: So your monitor is smoking?
>
> Secretary: Yes, it started today and I had to turn it off or I would
> have to pay a $500 fine for smoking in the building.
>
> Tech: Silence
>
> Secretary: Hello?
>
> Tech: Do you know what the model number is?
>
> Secretary: Oh no, I am not a model, I am a secretary.
>
> Tech: Oooooooo Kkkkkkkkkkkk
>
> BTW, those in the room listening are trying to keep from laughing out
> loud.
>
> Tech: On the back of the monitor there are some numbers. Do you see
> those?
>
> Secretary: No, I only see the front of the monitor.
>
> Tech: Please turn the monitor around.
>
> Secretary: Hey, there is a tag with numbers on it.
>
> Tech: Please read those to me.
>
> Done
>
> Tech: What is your address?
>
> Secretary: I am not sure if my husband wants me to give out my
address.
>
> Tech: <SIGH>
>
> Tech: What is the address of the company that you work for that you
are
> at
> right now?
>
> Done
>
> Tech: OK, I am going to send you a box. When you get the box open it
up
> and
> you will see the monitor.
>
> Secretary: No no, the monitor is on my desk.
>
> Tech: Silence
>
> Tech: In the box will be a monitor that we are sending you that does
not
> smoke.
>
> Secretary: OK
>
> Tech: You will take that out of the box. You will then disconnect all
> the wires from your monitor that you have right now and put it in the
> box.
>
> Secretary: OK
>
> Tech: You will then hook up the cables that were connected to your
> smoking monitor and connect them to the new monitor.
>
> Secretary: OK
>
> Tech: You will find some papers in the box that explain what do to
after
> that.
>
> Secretary: OK. What if I need help?
>
> Tech: You can call back for additional help.
>
> Secretary: So I can call you if I need help?
>
> Tech: Silence
>
> Secretary: Hello?
>
> Tech: Yes, here is my direct number.
>
> Secretary: Thanks. My computer at home is making noise. I will call
you
> when
> I get home.
>
> Tech: Silence.
>
> Secretary: Hello?
>
> Tech: You will receive the box tomorrow.
>
> Secretary: Great.
>
> Tech: Is there <pause>
>
> Secretary: Yes?
>
> Tech: Is there any thing else I can help you with today?
>
> Secretary: My husband says my car needs an oil change. Can you help me
> with that?
>
> Tech: Silence
>
> Tech: Thank you for calling. Have a great day.
>
> Secretary: OK, thanks.
>
>
>
> As soon as she hung up, everyone burst out laughing.
>
>
>
> John T
>
> eServices For You
>
>
>
> "Seek, and ye shall find!"
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On
> Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:29 AM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
>
>
> I think you need to apply the magic reappearing solution to see the
> details.
> However, I tried it on my flat panel and it fried my monitor.
>
>
>
> Thomas W Shinder, M.D.
> Site: www.isaserver.org <http://www.isaserver.org/>
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> MVP -- ISA Firewalls
>
>
>
>
>
>
> _____
>
>
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On
> Behalf Of Jonathon J. Howey
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 11:18 AM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
> Is there a hidden message in that there are no core services that need
> to be running? Do i win the cookie? probably not..
>
>
>
> Jonathon J. Howey
>
> MENSE Inc.
>
> P 780.409.5620
>
> F 780.409.5621
>
> D 780.409.5628
>
> C 780.965.8363
>
> Jonathon@xxxxxxxx
>
>
>
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>
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>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> _____
>
>
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On
> Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
> Sent: April 7, 2006 9:07 AM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
> I had to take two aspirin after going over it. I've re-read it five
> times and still I'm not clear on some of the concepts.
>
>
>
> Thomas W Shinder, M.D.
> Site: www.isaserver.org <http://www.isaserver.org/>
> Blog: http://blogs.isaserver.org/shinder/
> Book: http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7
> MVP -- ISA Firewalls
>
>
>
>
>
>
> _____
>
>
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On
> Behalf Of Troy Radtke
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:58 AM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
> Almost too much information..... It boggles the mind.....
>
>
>
>
> _____
>
>
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On
> Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:31 AM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
>
> Here's my vote for the KB article of the month:
>
> Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and
> Acceleration
> (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly:
> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/888649/en-us
>
>
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