http://www.ISAserver.org ------------------------------------------------------- You are NOT typical Sent via ISA firewall protected Exchange 2003 Windows Mobile -----Original Message----- From: "Amy Babinchak"<amy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: 4/7/06 3:29:37 PM To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly http://www.ISAserver.org ------------------------------------------------------- And it's more accurate to equate me with a secretary? Amy -----Original Message----- From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 4:07 PM To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly http://www.ISAserver.org ------------------------------------------------------- I think its inaccurate to equate an sbs admin with a windows server admin . One knows which end eats and the other doesn't HTH, Ton Sent via ISA firewall protected Exchange 2003 Windows Mobile -----Original Message----- From: "Amy Babinchak"<amy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: 4/7/06 2:53:46 PM To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly http://www.ISAserver.org ------------------------------------------------------- Must have been. The enterprise admin would have just scuffed his feet at the problem and then handed over the cash for new monitor a month or so later, while the user twiddled thumbs. Amy -----Original Message----- From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 3:24 PM To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly http://www.ISAserver.org ------------------------------------------------------- I love it! Was that secy an SBS admin? :) Sent via ISA firewall protected Exchange 2003 Windows Mobile -----Original Message----- From: "John T (Lists)"<johnlist@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: 4/7/06 12:10:00 PM To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly True story: Received a report of a monitor not working at a client. When I was there on Tuesday, I was checking it when I heard a pop noise. Not good. Suddenly, I saw a wisp of smoke. BAD! Turn of UPS now. Disconnected the monitor and told them to pull the paperwork to check the warranty. Out of warranty by 6 months. Suggested they call their computer sales rep to see what could be done. Now the fun begins. They had the executive secretary make the call; she has a high pitched voice. She was told to play this up to get a replacement. She is a great player. Secretary: My boss told me I can not use my monitor any more as it is smoking and there is a strict no-smoking policy at our company. Tech: So your monitor is smoking? Secretary: Yes, it started today and I had to turn it off or I would have to pay a $500 fine for smoking in the building. Tech: Silence Secretary: Hello? Tech: Do you know what the model number is? Secretary: Oh no, I am not a model, I am a secretary. Tech: Oooooooo Kkkkkkkkkkkk BTW, those in the room listening are trying to keep from laughing out loud. Tech: On the back of the monitor there are some numbers. Do you see those? Secretary: No, I only see the front of the monitor. Tech: Please turn the monitor around. Secretary: Hey, there is a tag with numbers on it. Tech: Please read those to me. Done Tech: What is your address? Secretary: I am not sure if my husband wants me to give out my address. Tech: <SIGH> Tech: What is the address of the company that you work for that you are at right now? Done Tech: OK, I am going to send you a box. When you get the box open it up and you will see the monitor. Secretary: No no, the monitor is on my desk. Tech: Silence Tech: In the box will be a monitor that we are sending you that does not smoke. Secretary: OK Tech: You will take that out of the box. You will then disconnect all the wires from your monitor that you have right now and put it in the box. Secretary: OK Tech: You will then hook up the cables that were connected to your smoking monitor and connect them to the new monitor. Secretary: OK Tech: You will find some papers in the box that explain what do to after that. Secretary: OK. What if I need help? Tech: You can call back for additional help. Secretary: So I can call you if I need help? Tech: Silence Secretary: Hello? Tech: Yes, here is my direct number. Secretary: Thanks. My computer at home is making noise. I will call you when I get home. Tech: Silence. Secretary: Hello? Tech: You will receive the box tomorrow. Secretary: Great. Tech: Is there <pause> Secretary: Yes? Tech: Is there any thing else I can help you with today? Secretary: My husband says my car needs an oil change. Can you help me with that? Tech: Silence Tech: Thank you for calling. Have a great day. Secretary: OK, thanks. As soon as she hung up, everyone burst out laughing. John T eServices For You "Seek, and ye shall find!" -----Original Message----- From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:29 AM To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly I think you need to apply the magic reappearing solution to see the details. However, I tried it on my flat panel and it fried my monitor. Thomas W Shinder, M.D. Site: www.isaserver.org <http://www.isaserver.org/> Blog: http://blogs.isaserver.org/shinder/ Book: http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7 MVP -- ISA Firewalls _____ From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Jonathon J. Howey Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 11:18 AM To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly Is there a hidden message in that there are no core services that need to be running? Do i win the cookie? probably not.. Jonathon J. Howey MENSE Inc. P 780.409.5620 F 780.409.5621 D 780.409.5628 C 780.965.8363 Jonathon@xxxxxxxx Defining the Future of Transportation <http://www.mense.ca/> www.MENSE.ca _____ From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder Sent: April 7, 2006 9:07 AM To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly I had to take two aspirin after going over it. I've re-read it five times and still I'm not clear on some of the concepts. Thomas W Shinder, M.D. Site: www.isaserver.org <http://www.isaserver.org/> Blog: http://blogs.isaserver.org/shinder/ Book: http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7 MVP -- ISA Firewalls _____ From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Troy Radtke Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:58 AM To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly Almost too much information..... It boggles the mind..... _____ From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:31 AM To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [isalist] Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly Here's my vote for the KB article of the month: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/888649/en-us ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/isalist/ ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server Articles and Tutorials: http://www.isaserver.org/articles_tutorials/ ISA Server Blogs: http://blogs.isaserver.org/ ------------------------------------------------------ Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: http://www.techgenix.com ------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe visit http://www.isaserver.org/pages/isalist.asp Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/isalist/ ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server Articles and Tutorials: http://www.isaserver.org/articles_tutorials/ ISA Server Blogs: http://blogs.isaserver.org/ ------------------------------------------------------ Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: http://www.techgenix.com ------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe visit http://www.isaserver.org/pages/isalist.asp Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/isalist/ ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server Articles and Tutorials: http://www.isaserver.org/articles_tutorials/ ISA Server Blogs: http://blogs.isaserver.org/ ------------------------------------------------------ Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: http://www.techgenix.com ------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe visit http://www.isaserver.org/pages/isalist.asp Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/isalist/ ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server Articles and Tutorials: http://www.isaserver.org/articles_tutorials/ ISA Server Blogs: http://blogs.isaserver.org/ ------------------------------------------------------ Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: http://www.techgenix.com ------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe visit http://www.isaserver.org/pages/isalist.asp Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/isalist/ ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server Articles and Tutorials: http://www.isaserver.org/articles_tutorials/ ISA Server Blogs: http://blogs.isaserver.org/ ------------------------------------------------------ Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: http://www.techgenix.com ------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe visit http://www.isaserver.org/pages/isalist.asp Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx