http://www.ISAserver.org ------------------------------------------------------- Thor is an alpha male. Stand back and behold. (seriously!) Sent via ISA firewall protected Exchange 2003 Windows Mobile -----Original Message----- From: "Amy Babinchak"<amy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: 4/7/06 3:28:41 PM To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly http://www.ISAserver.org ------------------------------------------------------- What I guy and I see from your photo that you have great hair to boot. So that's what you look like? Fabio, stand down. Amy -----Original Message----- From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Thor (Hammer of God) Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 4:26 PM To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly http://www.ISAserver.org ------------------------------------------------------- Not me. I use Group Policy to push out registry settings that don't allow the monitor to go bad. t On 4/7/06 12:52 PM, "Amy Babinchak" <amy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> spoketh to all: > http://www.ISAserver.org > ------------------------------------------------------- > > Must have been. The enterprise admin would have just scuffed his feet at > the problem and then handed over the cash for new monitor a month or so > later, while the user twiddled thumbs. > > Amy > > -----Original Message----- > From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] > On Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder > Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 3:24 PM > To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet > Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly > > http://www.ISAserver.org > ------------------------------------------------------- > > I love it! > Was that secy an SBS admin? > :) > > Sent via ISA firewall protected Exchange 2003 Windows Mobile > > > -----Original Message----- > From: "John T (Lists)"<johnlist@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: 4/7/06 12:10:00 PM > To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet > Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly > > True story: > > > > Received a report of a monitor not working at a client. When I was there > on > Tuesday, I was checking it when I heard a pop noise. Not good. Suddenly, > I > saw a wisp of smoke. BAD! Turn of UPS now. Disconnected the monitor and > told > them to pull the paperwork to check the warranty. Out of warranty by 6 > months. Suggested they call their computer sales rep to see what could > be > done. Now the fun begins. They had the executive secretary make the > call; > she has a high pitched voice. She was told to play this up to get a > replacement. She is a great player. > > > > Secretary: My boss told me I can not use my monitor any more as it is > smoking and there is a strict no-smoking policy at our company. > > Tech: So your monitor is smoking? > > Secretary: Yes, it started today and I had to turn it off or I would > have to > pay a $500 fine for smoking in the building. > > Tech: Silence > > Secretary: Hello? > > Tech: Do you know what the model number is? > > Secretary: Oh no, I am not a model, I am a secretary. > > Tech: Oooooooo Kkkkkkkkkkkk > > BTW, those in the room listening are trying to keep from laughing out > loud. > > Tech: On the back of the monitor there are some numbers. Do you see > those? > > Secretary: No, I only see the front of the monitor. > > Tech: Please turn the monitor around. > > Secretary: Hey, there is a tag with numbers on it. > > Tech: Please read those to me. > > Done > > Tech: What is your address? > > Secretary: I am not sure if my husband wants me to give out my address. > > Tech: <SIGH> > > Tech: What is the address of the company that you work for that you are > at > right now? > > Done > > Tech: OK, I am going to send you a box. When you get the box open it up > and > you will see the monitor. > > Secretary: No no, the monitor is on my desk. > > Tech: Silence > > Tech: In the box will be a monitor that we are sending you that does not > smoke. > > Secretary: OK > > Tech: You will take that out of the box. You will then disconnect all > the > wires from your monitor that you have right now and put it in the box. > > Secretary: OK > > Tech: You will then hook up the cables that were connected to your > smoking > monitor and connect them to the new monitor. > > Secretary: OK > > Tech: You will find some papers in the box that explain what do to after > that. > > Secretary: OK. What if I need help? > > Tech: You can call back for additional help. > > Secretary: So I can call you if I need help? > > Tech: Silence > > Secretary: Hello? > > Tech: Yes, here is my direct number. > > Secretary: Thanks. My computer at home is making noise. I will call you > when > I get home. > > Tech: Silence. > > Secretary: Hello? > > Tech: You will receive the box tomorrow. > > Secretary: Great. > > Tech: Is there <pause> > > Secretary: Yes? > > Tech: Is there any thing else I can help you with today? > > Secretary: My husband says my car needs an oil change. Can you help me > with > that? > > Tech: Silence > > Tech: Thank you for calling. Have a great day. > > Secretary: OK, thanks. > > > > As soon as she hung up, everyone burst out laughing. > > > > John T > > eServices For You > > > > "Seek, and ye shall find!" > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] > On > Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder > Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:29 AM > To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet > Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly > > > > I think you need to apply the magic reappearing solution to see the > details. > However, I tried it on my flat panel and it fried my monitor. > > > > Thomas W Shinder, M.D. > Site: www.isaserver.org <http://www.isaserver.org/> > Blog: http://blogs.isaserver.org/shinder/ > Book: http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7 > MVP -- ISA Firewalls > > > > > > > _____ > > > From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] > On > Behalf Of Jonathon J. Howey > Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 11:18 AM > To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet > Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly > > Is there a hidden message in that there are no core services that need > to be > running? Do i win the cookie? probably not.. > > > > Jonathon J. Howey > > MENSE Inc. > > P 780.409.5620 > > F 780.409.5621 > > D 780.409.5628 > > C 780.965.8363 > > Jonathon@xxxxxxxx > > > > Defining the Future of Transportation > > <http://www.mense.ca/> www.MENSE.ca > > > > > > > > > > > _____ > > > From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] > On > Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder > Sent: April 7, 2006 9:07 AM > To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet > Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly > > I had to take two aspirin after going over it. I've re-read it five > times > and still I'm not clear on some of the concepts. > > > > Thomas W Shinder, M.D. > Site: www.isaserver.org <http://www.isaserver.org/> > Blog: http://blogs.isaserver.org/shinder/ > Book: http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7 > MVP -- ISA Firewalls > > > > > > > _____ > > > From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] > On > Behalf Of Troy Radtke > Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:58 AM > To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet > Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly > > Almost too much information..... It boggles the mind..... > > > > > _____ > > > From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] > On > Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder > Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:31 AM > To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [isalist] Core services that must be enabled for Internet > Security > and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly > > Here's my vote for the KB article of the month: > > Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and > Acceleration > (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly: > http://support.microsoft.com/kb/888649/en-us > > > ------------------------------------------------------ > List Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/isalist/ > ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp > ISA Server Articles and Tutorials: > http://www.isaserver.org/articles_tutorials/ > ISA Server Blogs: http://blogs.isaserver.org/ > ------------------------------------------------------ > Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: > http://www.techgenix.com > ------------------------------------------------------ > To unsubscribe visit http://www.isaserver.org/pages/isalist.asp > Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > ------------------------------------------------------ > List Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/isalist/ > ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp > ISA Server Articles and Tutorials: > http://www.isaserver.org/articles_tutorials/ > ISA Server Blogs: http://blogs.isaserver.org/ > ------------------------------------------------------ > Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: > http://www.techgenix.com > ------------------------------------------------------ > To unsubscribe visit http://www.isaserver.org/pages/isalist.asp > Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > > > ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/isalist/ ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server Articles and Tutorials: http://www.isaserver.org/articles_tutorials/ ISA Server Blogs: http://blogs.isaserver.org/ ------------------------------------------------------ Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: http://www.techgenix.com ------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe visit http://www.isaserver.org/pages/isalist.asp Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/isalist/ ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server Articles and Tutorials: http://www.isaserver.org/articles_tutorials/ ISA Server Blogs: http://blogs.isaserver.org/ ------------------------------------------------------ Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: http://www.techgenix.com ------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe visit http://www.isaserver.org/pages/isalist.asp Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ------------------------------------------------------ List Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/isalist/ ISA Server Newsletter: http://www.isaserver.org/pages/newsletter.asp ISA Server Articles and Tutorials: http://www.isaserver.org/articles_tutorials/ ISA Server Blogs: http://blogs.isaserver.org/ ------------------------------------------------------ Visit TechGenix.com for more information about our other sites: http://www.techgenix.com ------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe visit http://www.isaserver.org/pages/isalist.asp Report abuse to listadmin@xxxxxxxxxxxxx