[isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly

  • From: "Thomas W Shinder" <tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 7 Apr 2006 15:34:44 -0500

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Thor is an alpha male.
Stand back and behold.
(seriously!)

Sent via ISA firewall protected Exchange 2003 Windows Mobile


-----Original Message-----
From: "Amy Babinchak"<amy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: 4/7/06 3:28:41 PM
To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security 
and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly

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What I guy and I see from your photo that you have great hair to boot.
So that's what you look like? Fabio, stand down.

Amy
 
-----Original Message-----
From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
On Behalf Of Thor (Hammer of God)
Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 4:26 PM
To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly

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Not me.  I use Group Policy to push out registry settings that don't
allow
the monitor to go bad.

t


On 4/7/06 12:52 PM, "Amy Babinchak" <amy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
spoketh
to all:

> http://www.ISAserver.org
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> 
> Must have been. The enterprise admin would have just scuffed his feet
at
> the problem and then handed over the cash for new monitor a month or
so
> later, while the user twiddled thumbs.
> 
> Amy
>  
> -----Original Message-----
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 3:24 PM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
> 
> http://www.ISAserver.org
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>   
> I love it!
> Was that secy an SBS admin?
> :)
> 
> Sent via ISA firewall protected Exchange 2003 Windows Mobile
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: "John T (Lists)"<johnlist@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Sent: 4/7/06 12:10:00 PM
> To: "isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx"<isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
> 
> True story:
> 
>  
> 
> Received a report of a monitor not working at a client. When I was
there
> on
> Tuesday, I was checking it when I heard a pop noise. Not good.
Suddenly,
> I
> saw a wisp of smoke. BAD! Turn of UPS now. Disconnected the monitor
and
> told
> them to pull the paperwork to check the warranty. Out of warranty by 6
> months. Suggested they call their computer sales rep to see what could
> be
> done. Now the fun begins. They had the executive secretary make the
> call;
> she has a high pitched voice. She was told to play this up to get a
> replacement. She is a great player.
> 
>  
> 
> Secretary: My boss told me I can not use my monitor any more as it is
> smoking and there is a strict no-smoking policy at our company.
> 
> Tech: So your monitor is smoking?
> 
> Secretary: Yes, it started today and I had to turn it off or I would
> have to
> pay a $500 fine for smoking in the building.
> 
> Tech: Silence
> 
> Secretary: Hello?
> 
> Tech: Do you know what the model number is?
> 
> Secretary: Oh no, I am not a model, I am a secretary.
> 
> Tech: Oooooooo Kkkkkkkkkkkk
> 
> BTW, those in the room listening are trying to keep from laughing out
> loud.
> 
> Tech: On the back of the monitor there are some numbers. Do you see
> those?
> 
> Secretary: No, I only see the front of the monitor.
> 
> Tech: Please turn the monitor around.
> 
> Secretary: Hey, there is a tag with numbers on it.
> 
> Tech: Please read those to me.
> 
> Done
> 
> Tech: What is your address?
> 
> Secretary: I am not sure if my husband wants me to give out my
address.
> 
> Tech: <SIGH>
> 
> Tech: What is the address of the company that you work for that you
are
> at
> right now?
> 
> Done
> 
> Tech: OK, I am going to send you a box. When you get the box open it
up
> and
> you will see the monitor.
> 
> Secretary: No no, the monitor is on my desk.
> 
> Tech: Silence
> 
> Tech: In the box will be a monitor that we are sending you that does
not
> smoke.
> 
> Secretary: OK
> 
> Tech: You will take that out of the box. You will then disconnect all
> the
> wires from your monitor that you have right now and put it in the box.
> 
> Secretary: OK
> 
> Tech: You will then hook up the cables that were connected to your
> smoking
> monitor and connect them to the new monitor.
> 
> Secretary: OK
> 
> Tech: You will find some papers in the box that explain what do to
after
> that.
> 
> Secretary: OK. What if I need help?
> 
> Tech: You can call back for additional help.
> 
> Secretary: So I can call you if I need help?
> 
> Tech: Silence
> 
> Secretary: Hello?
> 
> Tech: Yes, here is my direct number.
> 
> Secretary: Thanks. My computer at home is making noise. I will call
you
> when
> I get home.
> 
> Tech: Silence.
> 
> Secretary: Hello?
> 
> Tech: You will receive the box tomorrow.
> 
> Secretary: Great.
> 
> Tech: Is there <pause>
> 
> Secretary: Yes?
> 
> Tech: Is there any thing else I can help you with today?
> 
> Secretary: My husband says my car needs an oil change. Can you help me
> with
> that?
> 
> Tech: Silence
> 
> Tech: Thank you for calling. Have a great day.
> 
> Secretary: OK, thanks.
> 
>  
> 
> As soon as she hung up, everyone burst out laughing.
> 
>  
> 
> John T
> 
> eServices For You
> 
>  
> 
> "Seek, and ye shall find!"
> 
>  
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On
> Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:29 AM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
> 
>  
> 
> I think you need to apply the magic reappearing solution to see the
> details.
> However, I tried it on my flat panel and it fried my monitor.
> 
>  
> 
> Thomas W Shinder, M.D.
> Site: www.isaserver.org <http://www.isaserver.org/>
> Blog: http://blogs.isaserver.org/shinder/
> Book: http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7
> MVP -- ISA Firewalls
> 
>  
> 
>  
> 
> 
>   _____  
> 
> 
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On
> Behalf Of Jonathon J. Howey
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 11:18 AM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
> 
> Is there a hidden message in that there are no core services that need
> to be
> running?  Do i win the cookie? probably not..
> 
>  
> 
> Jonathon J. Howey
> 
> MENSE Inc.
> 
> P 780.409.5620
> 
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> 
> D 780.409.5628
> 
> C 780.965.8363
> 
> Jonathon@xxxxxxxx
> 
>  
> 
> Defining the Future of Transportation
> 
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> 
> 
>   _____  
> 
> 
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On
> Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
> Sent: April 7, 2006 9:07 AM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
> 
> I had to take two aspirin after going over it. I've re-read it five
> times
> and still I'm not clear on some of the concepts.
> 
>  
> 
> Thomas W Shinder, M.D.
> Site: www.isaserver.org <http://www.isaserver.org/>
> Blog: http://blogs.isaserver.org/shinder/
> Book: http://tinyurl.com/3xqb7
> MVP -- ISA Firewalls
> 
>  
> 
>  
> 
> 
>   _____  
> 
> 
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On
> Behalf Of Troy Radtke
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:58 AM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Re: Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
> 
> Almost too much information..... It boggles the mind.....
> 
>  
> 
> 
>   _____  
> 
> 
> From: isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:isalist-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> On
> Behalf Of Thomas W Shinder
> Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 9:31 AM
> To: isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [isalist] Core services that must be enabled for Internet
> Security
> and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly
> 
> Here's my vote for the KB article of the month:
> 
> Core services that must be enabled for Internet Security and
> Acceleration
> (ISA) Server 2004 to function correctly:
> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/888649/en-us
> 
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