[infoshare] Re: Punographics
- From: Eliza Cooper <eliza.l.cooper@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: infoshare@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 2 May 2012 09:50:41 -0400
Oh, good God, Maria, these are terribly corny, but hilarious! Thanks for the
new material! :)
All best,
Eliza
On Apr 26, 2012, at 6:17 PM, Maria wrote:
> Hi, InfoShare Family,
>
> I received the email below, shared it with Lynne, and she suggested I send it
> to the list.
>
> Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2012 6 PM
>
> Subject: Fw: Punographics
>
> Clever.
>
> I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
>
> When chemists die, they barium.
>
> Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
>
> I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
>
> How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
>
> I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
>
> This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met
> herbivore.
>
> I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
>
> I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
>
> They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
>
> PMS jokes aren't funny; period.
>
> Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
>
> We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop
> quiz.
>
> I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
>
> Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
> couldn't control her pupils?
>
> When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
>
> Broken pencils are pointless.
>
> I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
>
> What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
>
> England has no kidney bank, but it does have aLiverpool.
>
> I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
>
> I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
>
> All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police
> have nothing to go on.
>
> I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
>
> Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
>
> Velcro — what a rip off!
>
> A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
>
> Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
>
> The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.
>
> Enjoy!
>
> Maria
>
Eliza Cooper
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