I don't mean to spread panic or unneccessarily arouse suspicions, but I've become increasingly doubtful of David Reid's true origins. He claims to be of UK extraction. Yes, his email addy ends in .uk (but, hey, we know those can be arranged like Swiss bank accounts, no?) But what verbal or metaphorical proof is there? Damn little, to be blunt. You see, David peppers his emails with "cool", and "OK", and other such American style colloquialisms, and yet, we see a shocking lack of usages such as "whilst", "amongst", and "indeed". There is precious little sign of upper liff stiffness. Ne're a mention of "Old Blighty" or fish-n-chips. I have not even detected a single "bloody" in all the emails he has posted (which is a bloody shame, actually). I hate to have to be the one to say this, but it appears likely that David roots lie in a place other than his indicated source. Quite possibly, David is German. Or Bulgarian. Maybe even Luxemburgian. Or perhaps even (gasp) Canadian! There you have it. The ugly truth is revealed. But it had to be said. ;-)