[guide.chat] who came first

  • From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2012 14:16:23 +0100

:Fwd: WHO CAME FIRST!?

 WHO CAME FIRST?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all 
of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm 
just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely and I'm sick to death of these apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a man, Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, 
cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be 
bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look 
silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create 
him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be 
witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a 
ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to 
think properly."

"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's 
the catch, Lord?"

"Well, you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, so you'll have 
to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our 
little secret..."

"You know, woman to woman
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Its not true I'm sure that he is a man not a woman.!"
 

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