[guide.chat] well discipline
- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2013 22:03:03 -0000
:Fwd: Humor: Well Discipline!
One day, a little boy was walking to the store with his mother and saw
a man with bowed legs. He exclaimed "Mom! Look! That guy has bowed
legs!" His mom promptly slaps him and says "Don't say that, it's rude."
A few days later the boy and his mom are out again. The boy sees
another bow-legged man and yells to his mom, "Mom! Look! That guy has
really bowed legs!" Again the mother slaps him and says "That is rude,
if you do that again you'll have to read Shakespeare for a month." The
boy hadn't been rude for months, so his mother took him again to the
store. Having forgotten about his mom's decree, the boy points out a
bow-legged man: "Mom! Look! That guy has the most bowed legs ever!" His
mom says: "Well that's it, you'll be reading Shakespeare for the next
month." For a month the boy reads Shakespeare. At the end of the month,
his mom says to him, "Well you've been reading for a month now, did you
learn your lesson?" "Yes" says the boy, "Can we go to the store again?"
The boy and the mother head over to the store, when lo and behold,
several bow-legged men walk by. The boy having apparently not learned
his lesson points at the men and yells to his mom: "Hark, what manner
of men are these
who walk with their balls in parentheses?"
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