[guide.chat] the cow
- From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide Chat List" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2011 20:02:53 +0100
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with
my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's wotsit.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like
yours!''
'I don't remember much after that'
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