[guide.chat] sniffer dog

From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "gary wiggins" <gary128169@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sat, 29 Sep 2012 22:02:02 +0100
:FWD: Sniffer Dog, - Luv this one!
                  A man had just Boarded and settled into his seat next to the 
window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his 
Black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man.

                  The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked 
why the dog was allowed on the plane.

                  The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs 
Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'.

                  'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show 
you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'

                  The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the 
Policeman said, 'Watch  this.'

                  He told Sniffer to 'search'.

                  Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat 
very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

                  Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the 
policeman's arm.

                  The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and 
said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat 
number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

                  'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.

                  Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.

                  The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few 
seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's 
arm.

                  The Policeman said, 'Two paws mean that man is carrying 
cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'

                  'I like it!' said his seat mate.

                  The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.

                  Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat 
down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the 
middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.

                  The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and 
couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that.

                  So he asked the Policeman, 'What's going  on?'

                  The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
                 
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