[guide.chat] scotish golf club application
- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 9 Mar 2013 21:47:02 -0000
: FWD: SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION!
-----Original Message----- received with many many thanks to : Judith Appleton
Sent On: 10/04/2012 18:06
Sent To: muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx:FWD: SCOTTISH GOLF CLUB MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up
golf, so he puts his name down at the local club. After a week
he receives a message that his application has been turned down.
So he goes down to the club to inquire why.
Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club
Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are, Jock.
Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.
Scot: Aye, so do I.
Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts
Scot: Neither do I.
Secretary: But you are a Jew
Scot: Aye, I be that.
Secretary: So you are circumcised
Scot: Aye, I be that too.
Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel
comfortable with that.
Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to
march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to
become a Knight of Saint Columbus. But this is the first time I heard that
you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.
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